Freak Of The Week: The Drunken Freak
Yes, once again my good freaks and friends, it is once again time to put the title of this weeks Freak of the Week up for grabs. This week you also win the title of Drunken Freak Of The Week. Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to write a short poem, haiku, or limerick to your favorite potent potable and some of it’s favorite or least favorite effects. So good luck to all in convincing the freak finding panel of judges that your freakishness reigns supreme. May the freakiest freak win.
And remember this weekend, whether it be beer, wine, whiskey, tequila, moonshine, or any other form of giggle juice, be safe. Drink responsibly, Get a designated driver, and most importantly friends don’t let friends fuck fatties…..without videotaping the encounter.
From Evyl With Love 
October 3, 2008 at 6:54 am
it’s sweet perfection
except for the whisky shits
drinking maker’s mahk
:: :: ::
tequila and lime
across the tits and stomach
lick it up, bitches
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thanks, evyl . . i know what i’ll be doing this weekend!
have a good one!
Great entries. Have a fantabulous weekend. – Evyl
October 3, 2008 at 10:40 am
It’s kinda long, but it’s a true story:
The night started with beer to schnapps
Then heading for the NCO club
I got so drunk I needed props
There I met with my buds
And tall seven and sevens
“Cuz I wanted no more suds.
After about seven tall ones of these
My mind started seeing a sight
My bud’s girl started to tease
That’s when her left nipple took a bite
Then I took a slap or two
Leaving my memory a total loss
For my mind, what went through
Got slapped out like she was the boss
Woke up in the morning bright
Puke in my shirt collar
I was quite a frightful sight
The smell would make you holler
Where the hell did I go last night?
I couldn’t begin to remember
So I looked left and right
But nothing helped me get a glimmer
Of what made me look such a fright.
Days later memories began to return
I had embarrassed myself and her
It was an important lesson to learn
Not to drink so many kinds of liquor
Ever again. . . Least not for a week
My bud and I would never again speak.
That was awfully small minded of him. – Evyl
October 3, 2008 at 11:17 am
This one doesn’t count for the running but I couldn’t resist a little verse.
A shot of Cuervo
Make it gold
Makes me macho
Makes me bold
Fuck the salted rim
Fuck the lime
It ain’t a whim
It’s Get Drunk Time
October 3, 2008 at 12:49 pm
One beer
Two beer
Domestic or import
Red wine
White wine
Or perhaps a port
Liquor is quicker
A line or two to snort
LSD
Ecstasy
Mushrooms grown in shit
Frog lickin’
Glue sniffin’
A sterno can unlit
If I try
And it gets me high
I for damn sure will be doing it
Great verse. I’m not to big on the Sterno myself. It has a bitter aftertaste. – Evyl
October 3, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Hi Evyl,
I do like martini’s,
extra olives – no ice.
At finger food parties,
red wine is sure nice
With dinner cold beer
is the best way to go.
When romancing a lady
champaign has to flow.
But for serious drinking,
alone in the dark,
it’s fun to toss back
shots of Cutty Sark.
the Grit
Cutty Sark does hit the spot on a good drunk. Johnny Walker Red does as well. – Evyl
October 3, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Tequila, tequila
Oh how your rock.
You can drink from the glass
Or lick it off cock.
I love you tequila
But I’m a cheap whore.
You know I love vodka
That little bit more.
Vodka, my love
For 29 bucks.
You do in my head
And make me wanna fuck.
I love you, dear vodka
You make me shiver.
But you fuck up my head
And murder my liver.
I should abandon you,
My sweet giggling juice.
But you know that I need you.
And I’m easy to seduce.
So tonight I’ll be shitfaced
On substance and juice.
And in the morning I’ll wake
With hatred of booze.
But we know this won’t last
There will be another.
A weekend of bliss
With my Russian lover.
I love you more and more every day. – Evyl
October 3, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Steel asshole spreader
Needle gun taking samples
Prostate biopsy
Scary. – Evyl
October 4, 2008 at 12:58 am
i like anja’s one. I will come back later with sumthin’
Lookin’ forward to it. – Evyl
October 4, 2008 at 4:05 am
Butterscotch Schnapps.
NOW!
Crazee Tastee. – Evyl
October 4, 2008 at 6:13 am
Anja’s ode is pretty good 🙂
She rocks. There are some good ones to choose from here. – Evyl
October 4, 2008 at 9:58 am
Ode to the Drink
Drink! Drink! and be Merry!
That chick yer eyein may be Hairy
The More Ya Drink
The Better she will look
So down it fast
Before she baits ya with a hook!
Yes yes I know it is lame lolol
But at least I gave it a try
Gina, I like it. I used to put on the beer goggles quite frequently in my youth. – Evyl
October 5, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Water, yeast and hops
chocolate barley malt is best
amber love, bottled
~m
An excellent entry. – Evyl