Freak Of The Week: Punishment

Yes my good freaks and friends, it is once again time to put the coveted Freak of the Week title up for grabs. If you wish to join the illustrious ranks of the Fantastic Freaks, then here is your chance. Your assignment if you wish to accept it is simply to fill in the blanks. Remember your response doesn’t have to be truthful just freaky. Deadline for entries is Saturday, October 11.

When I was a child, my _____ caught me _____. As punishment, I was forced to _____. I realize now that this has caused me problems because now I have strange compulsions to _____.

Good luck and may the freakiest freak win!!!!

26 Responses to “Freak Of The Week: Punishment”

  1. Hi Evyl,

    When I was a child, my neighbor’s daughter, who was several years older, caught me in the tree house playing with my dick . As punishment, I slapped her around a bit, pushed her against the rough plank wall, lifted her dress, and fucked her repeatedly from behind until she agreed not to mention the incident. I realize now that this has caused me problems because now I have strange compulsions to do the same damn thing to every attractive woman I pass while shopping at the supermarket who gives even the slightest indication that she doesn’t approve of my food choices.

    the Grit

    That is certainly freaky. – Evyl

  2. When I was a child, my zipper caught me penis. As punishment, I was forced to beat it. I realize now that this has caused me problems because now I have strange compulsions to purchase only button fly jeans.

    Franks and beans. – Evyl

  3. When I was a child, my 3rd grade teacher caught me drawing cartoons of a huge penis on the back of the t-shirt of the fat kid who sat in front of me in class. As punishment, I was forced to show my teacher my own penis because she was curious about the possibilities that it was a self-portrait, which it was. I realize now that this has caused me problems because now I have strange compulsions to draw a huge penis on the back of a fat kid’s t-shirt every time I see a woman I’m attracted to.

    It’s nice to have the cooperation of a human billboard. – Evyl

  4. When I was a child, my goldfish caught me practicing my handwriting. As punishment, I was forced to milk cows for a month of Sundays. I realize now that this has caused me problems because now I have strange compulsions to eat surf and turf as pay back.

    Pay back can be a bitch. – Evyl

  5. haha this is a little too dangerous!

    I picked Tech as my upset victim this weekend!

    Seriously dude, you should give up the drugs. – Evyl

  6. evylsmoke Says:

    Grit?
    You are one sick motherfucker.
    I love it.
    Can’t even come close to topping it unless I used some ‘headcheese’
    ~smoke

  7. haha! i’ll gladly eat crow, but I feel bad for Travis who is a husker fan

    It was a close game but a win’s a win. – Evyl

  8. oh shit
    i totally got kicked out of school for doing mad libs and putting dirty words in the blanks
    any how
    When I was a child, my father caught me rubbing bologna on my cock so the cat would lick it. As a punishment I had to fuck the cat to death. I realize now I have no problem
    and we have no cats in the neighbor hood.

    That’s one way to get rid of those damned cats. – Evyl

  9. When I was a child, my Aunt caught me _dusting off a kitten. As punishment, I was forced to _pet her’s. I realize now that this has caused me problems because now I have strange compulsions to _kiss the kitties_.

    Me likee. – Evyl

  10. Whenever I read your challenge, I think- no way, I got nothing but then I look and see that there are 9 comments and I just HAVE to see what all these freaks came up with – I got nothing… but I do get a kick out of the comments! How do you come up with this?

    I don’t know. But surely you can come up with one for the next challenge. – Evyl

  11. QueenBitch Says:

    When I was a child, my mother caught me drawing on the walls . As punishment, I was forced to clean the walls with cleaning stuff . I realize now that this has caused me problems because now I have strange compulsions to clean when ever i see crayons.

    And I have the urge to drink cleaning supplies. Go figger. – Evyl

  12. i’ve got nothing… so far i think ozzy is no 1, you guys are so funny… LOL

    have a great weekend!

    It’s been a hoot so far. – Evyl

  13. Ya’ll freaking crack me the hell up; I luv it. Too funny. I come here way too much just to get my smiles off……. I mean “on” …. oh you know what I mean, right? πŸ˜‰ *giggles*

    I know just what you mean. Perhaps I should have that checked. – Evyl

  14. When I was a child, my Aunt caught me _dusting off a kitten. As punishment, I was forced to _pet her’s. I realize now that this has caused me problems because now I have strange compulsions to _kiss the kitties_.

    LOL Gina that is a doozy you can’t touch that dusting off a kitten or wanting to kiss one If you need someone to kiss your kitty I’m sure we can find a volunteer

    Finding a volunteer around this joint shouldn’t be a problem. – Evyl

  15. Hi Smoke,

    I was much sicker in college. Since then, I’ve noticed a steady degradation of my inner sickness as the years roll by. At this rate, when I hit 100 people will mistake me for a McCain impersonator.

    the Grit

  16. You guys are all sick! I love it…. can I vote??

    If so…..my vote goes to the Grit…. he is a deliciously twisted freak…..

    I need to find out which supermarket he shops…. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜†

    Good luck everyone… I am not even going to attempt this one!

    Next week should be another good challenge. I look forward to your entry. – Evyl

  17. Hi Girly,

    Wal*Mart. I spend a lot of time at the meat counter, in the pork loin section. πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚

    the Grit

  18. I am disqualified from entering but I thought that I would join in for shits and giggles.

    When I was a child, my (elderly lesbian neighbor) caught me (pissing on her rosebushes). As punishment, I was forced to (give her a golden shower until she cackled in delight). I realize now that this has caused me problems because now I have strange compulsions to (piss on my houseplants every time Cloris Leachman is on Dancing With The Stars).

  19. LMFAO @ Evyl!
    Lemon trees get a good soaking around your joint? πŸ˜›

    Hells Yeah. – Evyl

  20. Bahahahaha…. The Grit has fucked this puppy ’til its fur fell off. Brilliant, dude. *giggles*

    Now, I’ll have to be on the lookout for a furless pup. – Evyl

  21. lmao!!

    some good entries there!!

    It’s been a good one. – Evyl

  22. Hi anja,

    Thanks and I also appreciate the vivid imagery of your complement.

    the Grit

  23. When I was a child, my (local democratic leader) caught me (being patrotic, supporting troops, and helping others in need). As punishment, I was forced to (be anally raped by his one inch penis). I realize now that this has caused me problems because now I have strange compulsions to (pucker my ass every election becasue if the democrates gain power they will fuck all of us).

    Not that freaky but a great moral story!

    It doesn’t matter which set of fucktards win. We are fucked either way. – Evyl

  24. Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the left wing nut jobs are moving trying to move this country into “Socialism” What next Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro dancing at the Inaugural Ball ?

    That would never happen. They would fight over who got to lead. – Evyl

  25. Ok…it’s not perfect. But I thought I would take a go at it.

    When I was a child, my daddy caught me checking out his chewing tobacco. As punishment, I was forced to try it and swallow all the tobacco juice. I realize now that this has caused me problems because now I have strange compulsions to swallow nasty fluids.

    Swallowing nasty fluids is the way to my heart. – Evyl

  26. hahaha….I was already laughing my ass off from grit and Ozzy, but cowgal really represented too! πŸ˜‰

    Tough choice on this one…

    The Freak Finding Panel of Judges have a tough one this week. – Evyl

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