Freak Of The Week Winner: Punish The Freak

Although her entry was late, it was so good that the Freak Finding Panel of Judges had to overlook a few meaningless details such as rules and award Cowgal Utahthe ultimate Freak Prize. So Congrats Cowgal Utah for your winning fill in the blank contest. Here is her winning entry.

When I was a child, my daddy caught me checking out his chewing tobacco. As punishment, I was forced to try it and swallow all the tobacco juice. I realize now that this has caused me problems because now I have strange compulsions to swallow nasty fluids.

Nothing quite wins the seal of approval from the Freak Finding Panel of Judges like the ability and love of swallowing nasty fluids. Congrats Cowgal!!! And once again my supreme thanks go out to everyone that entered this weeks contest. If you didn’t win this week, there is always next week when the Freak of the Week title goes up for grabs. Now go and congratulate Cowgal on being a freak and don’t forget to check out my little ode to Cowgal on the Freak of the Week Page.