Ask Evyl: The Pussycat Question

From time to time I receive e-mails from readers, asking questions regarding those things of a freakish or unusual nature. Evidently some consider me an expert in such lines of knowledge. I thought that I would share a recent e-mail.

Dear Evyl,

Being an expert in freaks and freakish fashion. I wonder if you could tell me what the flap of fabric that the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls has on the back of her skirt on the ‘Dont Cha’ video is for? Is it strictly a fashion accessory or is there some deeper meaning or purpose for it?

Yours Truly,

Lover of Pussycat’s

Dear Pussy Lover,

That little bouncy accessory is one of the most considerate and special fashion accessory that has come out in ages. It is something for that special man in a fashion mavens life. It is used for wiping off your dick after anal sex.

Evyl

10 Responses to “Ask Evyl: The Pussycat Question”

  1. Well that’s handy! *sniggers*

    True that. – Evyl

  2. Yella Ojrak Says:

    aHahahahah! Truly, your mind is adorable.

    Why, thank you. – Evyl

  3. *giggles*

    Glad ya liked it. – Evyl

  4. QueenBitch Says:

    I like the pussycatdolls but i wasnt the one that asked the question.

    That really is useful isnt it. why isnt there one on the front?

    Why would anyone want to wipe their dick off from the front. The scent is ambrosia. – Evyl

  5. Oh my….fantastic answer….Next time I see anyone with any kind of fabric hanging off their ass I’m going to be thinking of this….Thanks for the permanent mental image!

    Glad to be there for ya. – Evyl

  6. And here I was thinking they always had those bouncy things hanging off their butts to make them seem more pussy cat like.

    Learn sumthin every day.

    lmao

    Ain’t life grand. – Evyl

  7. I thought it was to catch “the wet spot”….. 😉 but I like your answer better, you lovely perv!

    Aahh, you say the sweetest things. – Evyl

  8. You gotta keep the tools clean and what better way.

    Truth. – Evyl

  9. Noice.
    ~m

    Thank you sir. – Evyl

  10. a marriage of form and function

    Fashionable and functional. It just doesn’t get any better. – Evyl

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