Politics Makes For Strange Porn

My bro, Crazy Dan, recently had a post about a new porno with the title, ‘Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?’. It got me thinking of some more porn titles that could be made this political season.

  • Barak In The Oval Orifice
  • Look Who’s Blowin’ Biden
  • Obama’s Baby Momma
  • Gang Bang McCain
  • The Bi-Partisan Bi-Sexuals
  • Cumshot Conservatives
  • Left Wing Liberal Lesbian Labia Lickers
  • Glory Hole Voting Booth
  • Lubed Up Lobbyists
  • Deep Inside Interns

Actually porn and politics go hand in hand because no matter who wins this election, we are all getting fucked.

11 Responses to “Politics Makes For Strange Porn”

  1. Glory Hole Voting Booths sounds like an excellent idea. Takes the boredom out of casting your vote.

    Don’t it though. – Evyl

  2. Gang Bang McCain . . heheh.

    It’s not a pretty picture. – Evyl

  3. I would def like to see Glory Hole Voting Booth.

    The Trailer Of Love

    There is that hanging Chad issue. – Evyl

  4. You are so right that we all get fucked..maybe a little porn would make it easier! But I am sooooo not in for seeing McCain get his groove on…BLEH!

    That would be a little much. I wonder if that lump on his jaw gets bigger when he puts on his O face. – Evyl

  5. An old guy getting down and dirty? EWWWWWWWWWW.
    Water bucket and cold spoon for that one! 😛

    😉 – Evyl

  6. QueenBitch Says:

    We all get fucked no matter what country we live in. Hope its good!!
    I aint paying 4 it tho. Have u seen our people in parliment? *shudders*

    Nothing could be uglier than Pelosi in a thong. – Evyl

  7. I’m greasin my ass as we speak…

    you probably didn’t want to know that

    What do you mean? I live for that kind of info. – Evyl

  8. LOL – Great list of porn titles! Your creativity amazes me!

    Why thank you darlin’. – Evyl

  9. Hi Evyl,

    Crazy Dan misspelled “Palin,” but this is still a great concept. Let me try:

    Michelle Does Milwaukee
    Princess Pelosi And The Stable Boy
    Behind The Senate Door
    The Story Of O(bama)
    The Traveling Representative And The Farmer’s Daughters
    Under The Robes (of the Supreme Court)
    Lust On The Campaign Trail
    Campaign Bang Bus
    Vote Whores
    Log Cabin Republicans Drive Home The Shaft
    Code Pink Pussy
    The Subcommittee On Sexual Perversion Does Some Research
    Bill And Hill Get A Thrill
    White House White Slaves
    Federally Funded Fuckers
    Fanny May Finally Does
    Freddie Mac Gets Lucky
    Representative Sluts Gone Wild!
    Representative Rectums Abused
    Closed Session Orgies
    I’m An Incumbent; Allow Me To Demonstrate
    Pull My Ranking Member, Please!
    Blowing Hot Air In All The Right Places
    Behind The Podium, On Her Knees
    Secret Service Sex Show
    Barack In Bangkok
    Secretary Of Sex
    Tales From The Lincoln Bedroom
    Dick’s Dirty Deeds
    George Gets Some Bush
    Reaching Across The Isle And Into Someone’s Pants
    Oration! Oh, My God But I Love Oration!
    Public Speaking; Public Sex
    Having Fun On Air Force One
    Cabinet Meeting Cum Shots
    The Really United Nations
    Senators In Silk Stockings
    Pelosi’s Pulsing Pussy
    Reid’s Rigid Rod
    Obama’s Obsidian Obelisk
    McCain’s Monster Member

    I have to go now and, ah, have lunch. Yeah, lunch.
    the Grit

    Actually the movie misspells Palin intentionally. I suppose they are afraid for legal reasons. I knew that you would have some great titles. Thanks dude. – Evyl

  10. Left Wing Liberal Lesbian Labia Lickers

    Say that ten times fast…

    Tongue twisters are great exercises for oral sex. – Evyl

  11. oh my gosh, the one with the “five L’s” is the best, hahaha…I love that!

    The DVD box should just be 5L. Sort of like TMNT. – Evyl

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