Tasteless Poetry: Episode XXI

Once again the people have spoken and here is my take on the poll winning subject: Necrophelia.

You Got Yours

Soft and Silent as black cat’s paws in the dark

A lone widow makes her entry in stealth

The coffin sits ready to view so stark

She comes to steal but not for worldly wealth.


Jim was gone. Of that there is not a doubt

Viagra and wanton lust burst his heart.

In passioned throes he gave a final shout

Blew his last load and then made his depart.


Gazing on the body the widow choked

Yet she noticed that not all was amiss

For by medical art or deathly joke

Jim sported a stiffy to large to miss.


She luridly smiled a smile oh so fine

And stated, ‘You got yours. Now I’ll get mine.’

18 Responses to “Tasteless Poetry: Episode XXI”

  1. Nice poem. I am guessing you feel better after last nights game?

    Much better. And my guns are still up. Know why Texas doesn’t fall into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks!!! – Evyl

  2. Does this mean you are all better now?

    Yes indeed. It’s hard to keep a good man down. And even harder to keep me down for long. – Evyl

  3. Evyl, that was farkin’ beautiful.

    Thank you my dear. – Evyl

  4. QueenBitch Says:

    I love it!! Thats one of my favourites!

    Glad to see you’re better. I missed you

    Thanks bunches. – Evyl

  5. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    that is some masterful poetry. I hope that in the aftermath of some horrible apocalypse that nearly destroys civilization, children will be taught your poetry in schools.

    Thanks Dok!!! What a wonderful world that would be. – Evyl

  6. goodness gracious, that was the first time I’ve ever visualized a deceased man with a boner…I love your poetry! 🙂 🙂

    Thanks Romi. You are far too kind. – Evyl

  7. Ah HAHAHA! That’s not what I thought you were going to do with it but I am glad – because this was way better. 😉

    I’m glad that you liked it. I always try not to be too predictable. – Evyl

  8. Nice that he was still able to throw her a bone from the other side.

    Now that’s love, huh. – Evyl

  9. And thunderous applause was heard from the evyl one’s followers…

  10. An ode to me, I see. . . :-O

    I didn’t even know that you were on Viagra. – Evyl

  11. seems only fair.
    I take it you got over the shits?

    Yep, fair is fair. And yes, I finally ran out of shit. – Evyl

  12. hah! great stuff, evyl.

    Thanks, Red. – Evyl

  13. Well, maybe not Viagra. . .Cialis and now I’m trying out Levitra. I’m drug shopping. I wanna see which one works best.

    I think that the use of any of these drugs would cause me to become some type of monster. – Evyl

  14. I found that poem deeply disturbing.

    Thanks!!! – Evyl

  15. Ewwww, nice. Hahahaha!

    I’m glad that you liked it. – Evyl

  16. Ha! At least that wasn’t during the wake!

    True. – Evyl

  17. The rule is: Ladies First! Too bad old Jim didn’t remember the rule!
    Great poetry!! Much better than those old poems we memorized back in grade school. I coulda gotten into this kind!!

    Maybe one day my poetry will be considered educational. Although most likely only in psych classes. – Evyl

  18. I thought it would be sicker with that chosen subject but it really wasn’t that scary….good job with the topic! Disturbing yet I can still sleep tonight!

    I was going for sweet and tender on this one. I suppose that I was in one of my more mellow moods. – Evyl

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