Freak Of The Week: Fill In The Freak

Yes, my good freaks and friends it is once again time to put the most prestigious title in the entire blogosphere up for grabs. It is time to choose the new Freak of the Week. Fame, fortune, flatulance can all be yours with a winning entry. Your assignment should you choose to accept it is to simply fill in the blanks to create the freakiest response. Enough of the bullshit on with the contest.

The other day I was walking through _____ when I saw a _____ laying on the _____. I stopped and bent over to pick _____ up and felt a pain in my _____. Now I am sitting in the emergency room with a _____ protruding from my _____.

Good luck and may the most freakish freak win.

8 Responses to “Freak Of The Week: Fill In The Freak”

  1. I am trying it this week! I bet i will be no good but, i will try!

    The other day I was walking through a haunted place when I saw a dead man laying on the walll. I stopped and bent over to pick tobacco up and felt a pain in my private parts . Now I am sitting in the emergency room with a break protruding from my nuts.

    Its not good I know but, I aint as much of a freak as some of you 😉

    It’s an excellent first attempt. Thanks lil’ darlin’. – Evyl

  2. I am not good at this shit, I will read everyone else’s and laugh 🙂

    Big Big Game next week for Tech

    It is strange to be sitting in this position but Graham and the boys have their destiny in their own hands. – Evyl

  3. The other day I was walking through the Bunny Ranch when I saw a prostitute laying on the couch. I stopped and bent over to pick her lingerie up and felt a pain in my ass. Now I am sitting in the emergency room with a strap-on protruding from my bung hole.

    It was most likely done by a midget hooker. They are tricksy little fuckers. – Evyl

  4. Hi Evyl,

    The other day I was walking through the woods near the local golf course when I saw a ball laying on the ground. I stopped and bent over to pick it up and felt a pain in my butt. Now I am sitting in the emergency room with a seven iron protruding from my ass.

    the Grit

    Golfers are notorious pranksters. – Evyl

  5. The other day I was walking through Anchorage when I saw a drunken moose laying on the frozen sidewalk I stopped and bent over to pick its huge head up and felt a pain in my backside. Now I am sitting in the emergency room with a “Palin in 2012 ” poster protruding from my delicate derriere.

    That is definately pouring salt on the wound. – Evyl

  6. The other day I was walking through town to the voting booth when I saw a Vote Obama sign laying on the ground. I stopped and bent over to pick it up and felt a pain in my ass. Now I am sitting in the emergency room with my head protruding from my ass and all becuase I decided to vote for Obama.

    Not really an entry just a responce to Trisha.

    Still not over the election, I see. – Evyl

  7. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    The other day I was walking through a veritable forest of pubic hair when I saw a small collection of Ronco appliances laying on the labial folds beneath all that fuzz. I stopped and bent over to pick a free Vegematic up and felt a pain in my testicles. Now I am sitting in the emergency room with a crotch-cricket the size of Amy Winehouse protruding from my perineum.

    Nice one. – Evyl

  8. The other day I was walking through Wal Mart when I saw a $50 bill laying on the floor. I stopped and bent over to pick it up and felt a pain in my ass. Now I am sitting in the emergency room with a bottle of Viagra protruding from my BUTT.

    Excellent entry CableDawg. – Evyl

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