Hosed By A Dream

Last night I dreamt that my wife busted me for having an affair. What a fucked up dream. The worst part is that I haven’t had an affair and had not even had a recent dream of having an affair. If a person has a fucked up dream about getting busted for getting a strange piece of ass without even virtually getting a strange piece of ass, then their sub-conscience is just plain ass hosing them. Hopefully if I have that dream again tonight, it will come with flashbacks of some really freaky sex scenes. Well, good night folks and sweet dreams.

13 Responses to “Hosed By A Dream”

  1. Schweet Dreams back atcha . . .
    Haven’t had one of those yet but there’s always tonight.
    ;mrgreen:
    ~m

    Good luck. – Evyl

  2. Yeah, dream guilt should only follow dream sin. That should be a fucking rule!

    It should be a manlaw or something. – Evyl

  3. Goodnight Evyl. *licks lips*

    Sweet dreams, darlin’. – Evyl

  4. Hmmm Perhaps you had an affair in a different life?
    Night night.

    Perhaps, I just wish she would appear in the dream. – Evyl

  5. Beware the Anja! Bwahahahaaa!!!
    Maybe tonight your dream wife will have a dream reason for dream bitching. 🙂

    Real or dream I always try to give my wife a reason to bitch. It is one of the joys in my life. – Evyl

  6. Dude, that other day my OL got up and was pissed at me all day for something she dreant that I did. Unfucking real.

    The Trailer Of Love

    My wife does that as well. Damn that pisses me off when that happens. – Evyl

  7. dontdatethatdude Says:

    Maybe subconsciously you want to get punished! Just a thought! Wink!

    I’m always in the mood for some good punishment. 😉 – Evyl

  8. LOL @dontdatethatdude’s comment. Sounds like a guilt complex. You definitely are looking for punishment!

    Ya better believe it. 😉 – Evyl

  9. Got busted in a dream ? Oh, that’s just totally uncool.

    Ain’t that the truth. – Evyl

  10. So, did the follow up dream have some kinky sex with some sweet pice of ass is the question I have….if you’re gonna get hit, it may as well be for something good…
    😉

    Hell no it didn’t turn up. But I’m not giving up hope. – Evyl

  11. Hope you’re taking notes for the exam tomorrow, Evyl 😛

    I didn’t know that there was a pop quiz. Damn, I hate being unprepared. – Evyl

  12. They say there a deep hidden recesses in the brain that can hide stuff in the subconcousness. Someone above mentioned it possibly happened in another life. I think some past life regression is called for. That’s just to see if you enjoyed it as much as she did.

    Hells Yeah!!! – Evyl

  13. Sure wish I’d have some dreams like that….hell, I’ll take remembering any dream…

    I find that the more screwed up the dream is the better I will remember it so maybe it’s a good thing that you don’t remember any. – Evyl

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