Freak Of The Week: Cereal Freak

Now that the turkeys been decimated and the pumpkin pie is but mere crust, it’s once again the time of times. It’s time to put the most prestigious title in the entire blogosphere up for grabs. It’s time to pick the Freak of the Week.

A recent study was undertaken that discovered that viewers of free porn on the internet eat more breakfast cereal than non-viewers of free porn. Your job if you choose to accept it is to come up with a name and tag-line for a brand of cereal marketed to appeal to surfers of free porn. If you are chosen the winner, blogfame is yours as Freak Of The Week!!!

Good luck to all and may the freakiest freak win!!!

31 Responses to “Freak Of The Week: Cereal Freak”

  1. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    Vagin-O’s! Gets wet quicker and stays wet longer for one-handed eating!

    I like it. – Evyl

  2. PENISES! THE CEREAL That reminds you of men! I dunno!

    Nice attempt. – Evyl

  3. I’ll play along for giggles but mine don’t count.

    Piss Fender Puffs
    Use The Big Spoon!!!

  4. Porn-O-Pops; the cereal that really makes you snap, crackle and pop! 😛

    Especially Pop. – Evyl

  5. BJ’s
    A Happy Ending In Every Bowl.

  6. QueenBitch Says:

    Cherry-O’s! The O’s stand for ORGASMIC!

    I’d love to bust a bowl. – Evyl

  7. Frosted Tits – Hard nips with extra sugar
    Honey Nuts – Sucking them is better than chewing them

    Those are great!!! – Evyl

  8. Muffdiver Crunch
    So good you’ll find yourself ears deep in every bowl.

  9. Scat Snaps
    It tastes like shit but you’ll love it.

  10. How about Fruit Chute. Sounds a little gay huh? That might narrow the market a bit.

    But what’s the tagline? – Evyl

  11. Facial Frosties
    After a bowl of Facial Frosties, you won’t need a napkin, you’ll need a shower.

  12. Anal O’s – The chocolaty cereal you secretly enjoy!

    So good that you will lick the rim. – Evyl

  13. How about the cereal you keep in the closet.

    Excellent!!! – Evyl

  14. Tranny Twists
    A big surprise in every box.

  15. Fruity Canoes – They always float in cream!

    WholeShaft – When you need more whole grains in your diet, get some Shaft! (Now with more protein!)

    Nuthin’ like more protein. – Evyl

  16. Here’s a couple more…

    Plug’n’Puffs – The on the go cereal bar, full of fiber to keep your holes clean!

    Big O’s – The biggest holes keep you cheery! Try it hot for creamy, steamy O’s!

    Honestly, Evyl, I think the regular cereal manufacturers are already pretty dirty. I.e.

    Honeycomb – Preferred by gangbangers everywhere!

    Big O’s – Gotta luv it. – Evyl

  17. Boob Berry – Just add milk. 😉

    If they could come up with a way to make it self-lactating and make it’s own milk then they would have a hit on their hands. – Evyl

  18. General Mills Whole Grain CORNHOLIOS.

    “You’ll leave the breakfast table… STUFFED !”

    That is freakin’ awesome. – Evyl

  19. Captain Quim

    Snatch a bowl today.

  20. Double Penetration Puffs

    Share a bowl with a friend.

  21. Spunkin’ Junk.
    Odd shaped cereal that comes with a really neat Space Ship shaped like a huge penis (but shoots Spunk Junk).

    The worst part of waking up is an anal probe in your butt. – Evyl

  22. Been watching all these suggestions with great interest…then I got to your last suggestion and spat fucking tea everywhere…again!
    When the hell will I learn NOT to have liquid in my mouth when I’m visiting here??

    Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl

  23. Snatch-tastics

    Now with stray marshmallow pubes.

    That is freakin’ awesome!!! – Evyl

  24. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    Dil-dOs – put em in your mouth, and everywhere else!

    super sugar hentai puffs – too many and too much is never enough!

    Frosted Bondage Gear! with red whips, blue restraints, black boots, crispy crops and a free gimp mask in every box!

    Sticking surprise sex toys in boxes are always a good idea. – Evyl

  25. Anyone know what happened to Oz? I’ve been missing his poems, went to check his site and it looks gone! Did we lose another? 😦

    I’m hoping that he is just recharging the ol’ batteries and will be back soon. It happens to us all sooner or later. – Evyl

  26. Hi Evyl,

    First allow me to say that this was quite a challenge.

    Sugar Coated Speed Balls. They keep your eyes wide open and your hand a jerking all day long.

    the Grit

    That’s good. – Evyl

  27. Viagragrain – keeps you going all day long!

    Whorebix – How many can you do?

    Betcha can’t do just one. – Evyl

  28. As it was a holiday weekend, I will keep accepting entries until Monday night.

  29. YumBallz
    ~ just add cum ~

    Think that I’ll pass on that one myself. But I’d be happy to whip up a bowl. – Evyl

  30. Crazy Dan Says:

    It looks like I missed my deadline so I will comment on some possibile mascots.

    Pedro The Donkey for Pedro’s Red Marshmellows: Watch Me Grow.

    Funky Skunk’s Dingle Berries: Hang On to Breakfast.

  31. apericvictory Says:

    i cant believe no one said creampie crunch, its good to the last drop. or Gokkun grains, she just cant get enough, Bukkake bran- this could get messy, and for those with a tougher stomach we have Golden shower grahams, they’ll definatly wake you up, and even scat snacks- with a chocolate surprise in every bite

    Those would have been great entries. You should give the next contest a go. – Evyl

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