Fuckin’ Up A Meme: 7 More Things

One of my newest blogmigos, Wayne John, has tagged  me with the ‘7 Things That You Didn’t Know About Me’ meme. Although I have done this one twice, talking about me is one of my favorite subjects so I can’t resist this one.

  1. My favorite cheese comes in a can. Nacho Cheese is liquid cheese food gold. Without Nacho Cheese, nachos are just a bunch of shit stuck on top of chips. With Nacho Cheese, it is a Tex-Mex delicacy of mythic proportion.
  2. I believe that the theme song to ‘True Blood’ has surpassed the theme song to ‘The Love Boat’ as the greatest television theme song of all time.
  3. When nothing else will relax me, I play The Legend Of Johnny Cash and play Spider Solitaire. After the third song, ‘Folsom Prison Blues’ is over, I am completely relaxed and Spider Solitaire is my bitch.
  4. The first blog that I visit in the day is the Bug Eyed Blog in order to try my hand at Earl’s daily trivia quiz. I’m not a world beater at it but I don’t do to shabby either.
  5. I am one of the few people in the blogosphere that isn’t a writer or thinks they are a writer. When I head to my room to get on the computer, I tell my wife that I am going to fuck off. And that is exactly what the fuck I am doing. And damn ain’t it fun.
  6. I believe that Alex Winter carried Keanu Reeves in ‘Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure’ and find it a shame that he hasn’t had a bigger career.
  7. I have the ability to say the craziest damn shit with a completely straight face. People never really know if I am kidding or serious. It can make for great entertainment.

14 Responses to “Fuckin’ Up A Meme: 7 More Things”

  1. I really enjoyed True Blood way more than I thought I would. Great show.
    I think you are right about Alex Winter although I still think Keanu Reeves is hot. The trivia at Earl’s has been fun. I hope he keeps it up!

    I have fashioned my life on the teachings of Bill S. Preston Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan. Wyld Stallion Rules!!! – Evyl

  2. I likes #5. 🙂

    I was wondering how that one would go over. If anything, I fashion myself as a Modern Day Will Rogers without talent or wisdom. – Evyl

  3. You and I are the only ones who have played the trivia game every day since I set it up. It actually requires no maintenance on my part. I just set it up and it rocks and rolls on its own. Well, except for Custom Trivia Wednesdays. So once a week is all.

    I’m still waiting for a Porn Quiz day. And if no one sneaks in and beats me, it looks like I might get my first win today. Hells Yeah!!! – Evyl

  4. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    i don’t think I’m writer. I think I’m a slacker who likes to post whatever funny shit he comes up with onto the internet.

    also, I have seriously pissed people off with number 7. at least, the kind of people I am better off not associating with. The people who are worth my time quickly learn to assume that I’m always about halfway joking and to not ask which half because the answer to that qill only be half serious as well.

    and I like the Sopranos theme better.

    The Soprano’s has a great theme but I would mark it #4 right after The Flintstones. – Evyl

  5. My brother says the weirdest things with a straight face. You’d think that his wife would learn to read him after 25 years of marriage, but she does not. I can usually tell by looking at him if he’s lying about something.

    I am a constant amazement to my wife as well. She generelly knows when I am full of shit. She is just amazed by it. And thanks for popping in, I appreciate it. I love the name of your blog. It just rolls off the tongue. – Evyl

  6. Oh Sweety…..you always make for great entertainment!!!

    Thanks, darlin’. – Evyl

  7. I enjoy the bloggers who aren’t ‘writers’ much much more

    I have several bona-fide writers on my blogroll and I like them and their works a lot. I am not trying to disparage them at all. I only wanted to say that I don’t consider myself to be a writer. Many times I find that writers will look down their nose at mere bloggers. Those writers don’t make good bloggers. It is a different medium and a lot of time the emphasis is on quantity not quality. And that is exactly where I fit in. – Evyl

  8. Spider Solitaire is ADDICTING!

    I am definitely not a writer.

    Man the BIG 12 is seriously fucked up just let Texas and OU play screw Missouri!

    Lest you forget Tech beat Texas. – Evyl

  9. Yella Ojrak Says:

    I used to kill time playing Spider Solitaire. It’s fun cause it never let me win. Heheh…

    I love your blog, Evyl! Always.

    Thanks!!! I appreciate it. – Evyl

  10. I watched your True Blood opener three times, stopping it to see all the nasty shit on there like the dead opossum and the rotting dog.
    That was truly inspired!
    I gotta get me HBO again. The ex shut it off when he left and I haven’t been able to afford stuff like that for a while but I missed this?! No way!

    The first season was good but it did stray from the book a bit. Although some of the characters that they added for the series really added something. – Evyl

  11. I’m right there agreeing with you about Alex Winter. What the hell ever happened to that guy ?

    He’s been in a few things but mostly he has been writing and directing. – Evyl

  12. my favorite chees is the kind I provide for others
    much like your favorite it is squeezable…
    The love boat iwll never go down
    unlike its crew
    When I can’t relax I share my cheese
    even if there is no one to share it with
    the first thing I look for is porn
    and more sharing of the cheese
    I have likewise never considered myself a writer thus the condition of my blog
    No doubt, although he has been in some very decent flicks, Keanu Reeves continues to be a talentless hack
    somehow #7 doesn’t suprise me at all

    My friend you are more than a writer. You are a true poet. And I have a post to do about #7. – Evyl

  13. Would you like some nacho gold with that sir? Heee! BAHAHAHAH! The way you write, I can vision you saying it- and it sooooooooo reminds me of one of my brothers…. Great list!

    Thanks. And I love nacho gold on everything. 😉 – Evyl

  14. you should give digsolitaire a look if you like playing spider solitaire… it keeps me busy at work 🙂

    I’ll check into it. – Evyl

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