Fuckin’ Up A Meme: To The Letter

I offered myself up as a sacrifice. I read Anja’s great letter meme and stuck my head on the chopping block by saying that I would kick any letters ass. Sure enough Anja gave me a letter from hell. First off here are the cut and pasted rules of the meme and just for the hell of it, I’ll leave the damn thing in purple and write in purple for the rest of the post.

You leave a comment on this post and I’ll assign you a letter.  You write about ten things you love that begin with your assigned letter, and post it at your place.  When people comment on your list, you give them a letter, and the chain continues on and on.

You DO NOT have to do the meme if you only want to comment. Tell me if you want to do it. Otherwise you will not be tagged.

And what letter do ask did I receive; V. Here goes nothing.

  • Vagina – How do I love the let me count the ways. That damned poet had to be talking about vagina. The sight, the smell, the sounds they make, I love it all.
  • Vicodin – I once had a concussion and was given Vicodin for the pain. What little pain that remained after a good dose didn’t make me a fuck. And that is just what I needed after a good jar to the noggin, the ability to not give a flying fuck.
  • Victoria’s Secret – The catalogue of all catalogues.
  • A Victory Fuck – Besides living well it can be the best revenge.
  • Vienna Sausages – I once did an ode to Vienna Sausages. Here is a refresher for those that haven’t seen it.

Late last night, my heart quickened
For the taste of mechanically separated chicken.
To the Cupboard, My quest began
Searching for that meaty goodness in a can.

I do not spot it but I know it’s there.
I continue my search. I do not despair.
Eureka, I spy, Behind the boil-in-bag rice
Beside the salt, pepper, and spice.

I pull back the lid and peer inside.
Joy of Joy my eyes open wide.
The juice is warm and fluid
Not like goo on the corpse of a Druid.

I tip the jar and drink the brine.
Oh the taste, so mighty fine.
Carefully so carefully, I pull out the wiener
Success, one whole piece, it could come out no cleaner.

My snack complete. I’m off to rest.
Perchance to dream, perhaps of breasts.
But just as I start to nod,
Acid Reflux, Oh My God!

  • Visine – Once upon a time, I never left home without it. It gets the red out. Nuff said.
  • Vodka Tonic with a Twist – There’s nothing quite like it. My favorite way to have tater’s.
  • A quick game of VolleyBoobs –  It’s almost as fun as motorboating.
  • Vaughn – As in Stevie Ray Vaughn and I will let the vid do the talking.

  • Voluptuous Women – Just like a good sports car, I like curves. Although to be perfectly honest. Long and lean works also. To be honest I just like women. Just make this v for very much.

11 Responses to “Fuckin’ Up A Meme: To The Letter”

  1. HAHA! Awesome job with that meme. She gave you the perfect letter for you and I had never seen that ode before so that was a treat. Your poems always crack me up, amaze me or both!

    Why thank you!!! – Evyl

  2. I’m partial to almost all of those V’s. Never tried Vicodin or Vienna Sausages, so I’ll have to get on that.

    But Voluptuous Women? Count me in. Twice!

    You might find vienna sausages an acquired taste. But once you acquire it. It’s some great stuff with cheese, crackers, and a cold brew. – Evyl

  3. I knew vagina was a given. How could vagina not be one of your favourite things?

    Victory fuck was awesome!!!! I had not heard that term before.

    Stevie Ray… ooooooooooooh yeah!!!!

    Great term huh? I prefer a good grudge fuck over a victory fuck. But I haven’t had a fuck that I really haven’t liked. Some fucks are better than others though. – Evyl

  4. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    I’d like a letter! V is for lots of things. “Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici” – “By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe” – Aleister Crowley.

    So he was more than just an inspiration for an Ozzy tune? Cool. – Evyl

  5. V was certainly the perfect letter for you. I love your answers.

    Thanks darlin’. – Evyl

  6. Funny shit. I’ll take a pass on the meme though…My luck, I’d get stuck with Q and I can’t say in good faith I love queers, Queen, and Quiche

    But Quarters is a great game. – Evyl

  7. Good job, but Heff always chooses to screw a meme.

    R.I.P. Stevie.

    He is sorely missed. – Evyl

  8. Im just glad you said Vagina and not Va-jay-jay.

    Hey Red!!! It’s damn good to hear from ya darlin’. – Evyl

  9. lol. Good one.

    I would never have been able to do ‘V’

    Like I said I can kick any letters ass. – Evyl

  10. Great job on the meme, Evyl!
    My knowledge of you grows daily! In your case, familiarity does NOT breed contempt! On the contrary!

    My “V” list would have to include valpollicella, vanilla, velvet, and vibrators. 😆

    They’re all good for a buzz, I suppose. – Evyl

  11. that was awesome. 🙂 well done evyl! And happy holidays. I hadn’t seen the vienna sausage ode before…Perfect. You really are a great writer.

    xo

    You are far too kind. – Evyl

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