Twisted Holiday Carol: Oh Christmas Porn

I Don't Think It's Sleighbells Jingling

I Don't Think It's Sleighbells Jingling

O Christmas Porn, O Christmas Porn,
You put the ho in holidays!
O Christmas Porn, O Christmas Porn,
You put the ho in holidays!
O Christmas Porn, O Christmas Porn,
Santa’s fist up Prancer’s ass,
While the elves gang-bang a barely legal lass;
O Christmas Porn, O Christmas Porn,
You put the ho in holidays.

19 Responses to “Twisted Holiday Carol: Oh Christmas Porn”

  1. you never fail for words do you?
    Happy holidays if I’m not around again before hand.

    Have a great one Cowgal. – Evyl

  2. Gebus wheezus, my flatmate and I nearly had a heart attack. At first glance I was wondering a lot of OMG, I’ve done it again thoughts.

    If the Santaesque girl was taller and skinnier I would be wondering to myself “how much fucking vodka did I drink and who the hell had the camera?”

    Have tater juice. Will travel. Do I need to bring a camera? – Evyl

  3. I’m guessing the Christmas angel was blindfolded and tied up out the back while Mrs Claus gave her whippin’ arm some exercise? 😛

    Oh Yeah!!! – Evyl

  4. What a coinky-dink. My Xmas porn post will go up Friday, lol !

    I’m looking forward to it. – Evyl

  5. Sooo…which one was naughty and which one was nice?

    Sometimes one has to be naughty to be nice. It’s kinda like that cruel to be kind thing. – Evyl

  6. I’m with the elves on this one…

    That’s me. Third elf from the left. – Evyl

  7. Hi Evyl,

    That’s inspirational:

    O Christmas Porn, O Christmas Porn,
    You put the ho in holidays!
    O Christmas Porn, O Christmas Porn,
    You put the ho in holidays!
    O Christmas Porn, O Christmas Porn,
    Drunk college girls with naked tits,
    But only ones that shave their pits;
    A hefty girl in liederhose,
    And a midget whore who knows where it goes.
    O Christmas Porn, O Christmas Porn,
    You put the ho in holidays.

    Oh, and I was upset by the above picture until I realized at least the masked girl’s feet won’t get cold.

    the Grit

    No ho’s were injured in the making of this post. – Evyl

  8. Record it and sell it!! I’d buy it!! Beats the sappy shit!

    I really should. – Evyl

  9. OMG Thanks alot I have to go to my kids school tomorrow for them to sing Christmas songs and this is what I am going to be hearing inside my head lol.

    Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl

  10. Absolutely hilarious!!!

    Merry Christmas!

    May Santa bring you the best porn! 😉

    You say the sweetest things. And thanks so much for popping in. I always appreciate it. – Evyl

  11. By the way, do you mind if I add you to my blogroll? I love your blog!

    I would never refuse a good roll. Thanks a lot. – Evyl

  12. Look ma, no reigns!

    Or reins. – Evyl

  13. Okay. reins. But from a dom standpoint. . .

    Zactly. – Evyl

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