Freak Of The Week: The Down Home Holiday Freak

Yes my dear freaks and friends, it’s that time once again. It’s time for the freakish cream of the crop to rise to the top. And since the Freak of the Week contest will take a week off next Thursday for Christmas. This weeks freak will reign supreme for the rest of the year. So your assignment should you choose to accept it, caption the pic below. The caption that the Freak Finding Panel of Judges find the freakiest will find blogfame and glory beyond their fondest wishes. Good luck and may the freakiest freak win.


22 Responses to “Freak Of The Week: The Down Home Holiday Freak”

  1. “Evyl, I’ve always loved you.”

    Ok, you can use that as my caption, too.

    Ahhh, thanks dude. – Evyl

  2. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    Woman: Guess what I’m giving you for christmas?
    Man: Same thing you gave me last year. Crabs.

    That is damned good. – Evyl

  3. From Mrs. Evyl

    Regifting Again? Couldn’t you just give me a gift card.

    I heard that she has taken the Freak Finding Panel of Judges hostage. – Evyl

  4. Mr. Parker tried to act enthused, but deep inside he still wished for the lamp.

    Just like on the Christmas Story. I love that lamp. – Evyl

  5. What a strange gift from Mother…

    Now that’s funny. – Evyl

  6. I have a new submission to This Buddy Of Mine.

    It is about a subject near and dear to me.

  7. JESUS H. CHRIST! I ordered a whore and got my brother Barry in drag!

    I hate it when that happens. – Evyl

  8. Honey…last year for Christmas you gave me a pair of gloves and a piece of ass…….they were both too big 😦

    Ouch, that hurts. – Evyl

  9. Honey, this is SUPPOSED to be fun. Maybe you’re constipated.

    That might explain it. – Evyl

  10. Sorry, kid, but the only thing that works on me is this finger. It’s a nice BIG finger. You like fingers, don’t you? Say ‘hello’ to Mr. Happy-Finger!

    It is a big finger at that. – Evyl

  11. Honestly, they look sooo sad, I can’t think of a thing except it looks like he was aiming for her navel.

    At least she’s dressed for the occasion. – Evyl

  12. Mrs: Damn it honey, my hip is locked up again.
    MR: I guess you’ll be getting another hip replacement for Christmas.

    Now that’s funny. – Evyl

  13. Have a nice holiday season Evyl!! 🙂

    You too Phats. – Evyl

  14. “Ummm…excuse me Wife…..You are blocking my view of the the tv with the HD midget porn on it……I can see your old ass anytime…..”

    Ouch. – Evyl

  15. Man: Is there an “off” switch?
    Fembot: Watch it, hoss. My fun bags are loaded.

    Gotta watch those rapid fire nipples. – Evyl

  16. Hi Evyl,

    Darling, your dancing is hot and all, but the Viagra just isn’t working. Maybe you should take another one?

    the Grit

    Sometimes one just ain’t enough. – Evyl

  17. Hi Evyl,
    “thats nice dear but can i just have head this year”

    It’s the best gift of all. – Evyl

  18. I think you might have cancer honey, right there….

    Ouch, that’s way crazy. I like it. – Evyl

  19. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    “from this angle, your mangina really doesn’t work to your advantage.”

    That’s ugly. – Evyl

  20. Nice try dear but I’m still gay

    Ouch, that one’s gonna leave a mark. – Evyl

  21. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    “Son, when I said what i wanted for Christmas was for you to change your ways, I meant your grades and your attitude.”

    Buhahahahaha. – Evyl

  22. Although her husband wasn’t excited, all of the toys Santa left were enjoying the up-skirt view of Mrs. Jones…

    They don’t call them misfit toys for nothing. – Evyl

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