Every Picture Tells A Story

Every picture tells a story and this one screams out the fact that real life tentacle porn will never hit the big time.

tenticle-girls

20 Responses to “Every Picture Tells A Story”

  1. They must be Red Wings fans…go Detroit!

    They certainly aren’t Lions fans. They play like they need to eat some meat. – Evyl

  2. Seafood cock-tails that’ll grab you in the wrong places.

    Or the right places. It’s all in how you look at it. – Evyl

  3. A rare, behind the scene training pic for 2 girls 1 cup

    That would take some training. – Evyl

  4. Every now and then you just have to say, “what the fuck?”

    So true. – Evyl

  5. The Asians are so fucking weird with their porn. Not that I’m holding that against them. I did weird porn.

    Thanks for that personal glimpse. – Evyl

  6. I just threw up a lot on my mouth…….

    Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl

  7. Wow. Is that not the hottest thing I have ever seen or what?

    They look so angelic. Don’t they? – Evyl

  8. wtf?

    Zactly. – Evyl

  9. Thanks for totally screwing with my head this year. My dreams and nightmares will never be the same. Evyl New Year.

    Sorry bout that. Have a great holiday and may the New Year be all that you could dream for. – Evyl

  10. dinner and a movie………BURP
    excuse me

    Fresh seafood sounds yum. – Evyl

  11. And the important lesson I’ve learned today is that one should never have a mouth full of anything when coming to visit your blog. Ick. I almost spewed my coffee.

    Sorry bout that. – Evyl

  12. I believe you just ruined tentacle porn for me
    yup
    definitely ruined
    DAMN YOU EVYL!

    Sorry dude. – Evyl

  13. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    real life doesn’t have cackling demons with multiple prehensile penis-tentacles, which is why real-life tentacle porn will never work. I think the asian porn-makers do this kinda octopus-porn as a spoof of hentai, mocking how unrealistic it is. of course, I always thought the whole POINT of porn was to be unrealistic, to be the kind of fantasy that reality can never live up to, but maybe that’s just me.

    It’s just so damn juicy. – Evyl

  14. Where in hell do you find this stuff? I’m scarred for life.

    It’s all in the search terms. – Evyl

  15. – Speechless –

    There’s a first. – Evyl

  16. Wow, now I feel like calamari.

    Mmmmm, calamari.

    Just as long as it is cooked right. Otherwise it takes on the texture of Baked Trojans. – Evyl

  17. Is anyone else reminded of Gwar?
    Anyone?

    Possibly Meat Sandwich. – Evyl

  18. Ummm…ok…that has to be the strangest thing I’ve ever seen.

    It is a little different. – Evyl

  19. Wow… that’s just… wow.

    Ain’t it though. – Evyl

  20. Sushi. Give me sushi. With inordinate amounts of wasabi . . .
    ~m

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