Paint Yourself A Winner
Working in a prison, I see fucked up tattoo’s every day. But there is no accounting for taste. One persons idea of fucked up is another persons idea of art. You decide for yourself on these.
All I Can Say Is Dude.
Isn't A Tramp Stamp Enough?
Couldn't You Just Download The Fucking Video?
Because You Don't Have One On The Inside?
Oh Yeah, That's Going To Get You Laid!!! Dumbass.
Doggie Style Religion
I Agree. She Married Your Ass.
From Evyl With Love 
January 7, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Actually the brain is creative. But holy hell if a main came at me with all that tat on his junk I would run for the hills. How does he get it up with that huge ring in it.
My guess is that he just lets it hang loose. – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Wow! I think I am scarred for life after that. All I have to say is, Dude, keep that thing away from me!
Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I’ll never understand dudes that pierce or ink their junk.
Why a dude would want to stab his best friend is beyond me. – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 2:28 pm
The brain one isn’t so bad…atleast you could grow your hair back and cover that one up….
The other’s just scare the shit out of me…
Weird shit huh? – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 3:06 pm
What a pack of fucktards. Does the guy with the Prince Albert get any action with that thing? If he takes it out every time, the purpose is lost.
Evyl, serious question:
Are inmates over there allowed to keep their body piercings – intimate ones, specifically?
No they are not allowed to keep their body piercings. Many inmates try to get around it by saying that they cannot pull a piercing out. I resort to a tried and true method of having them remove it. I escort them to the medical department and then in the presence of the inmate, I radio the Maintenance Department and ask them to bring me a set of bolt cutters. It is amazing how quick that they get them out. I have not once had the Maintenance Department bring me the bolt cutters before the inmate had the piercing out. Another body modification is a little more problematic. On occasion an inmate will embed a small rock into the head of their penis. It always and I repeat always gets infected and the medical department has to dig the fucker out and give the dumbass antibiotics. I suppose some inmates will do anything to please their prison bitch. – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 3:11 pm
How in the HELL did someone tolerate inking their Johnson ?!?
You got me bud. Although I did strip out an inmate once that had the term “Ugly Stick” tattooed to his pecker. That was kinda different. It’s one crazy ass world. – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Forget the tattoos. What’s up with that piercing?! I’m signing up for new ink soon. This is a reminder that you should really think these things through.
True. – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 6:38 pm
All I can say is, “WOW!” I sent this post to a couple of friends, couldn’t resist.
Thanks. I hoped they liked it. – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Speechless… and ohh a couple times I did say ouch!!! What would anyone pierce there junk, trunk and allof the above??? WOW!!! thanks for sharing hon….
You’re very welcome. – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 7:34 pm
That first one I’ve seen before and had shown it to a girl at work who like “My Kitty”. She didn’t think that one was funny, much to my dismay. The rest of these are hilarious.
Thanks Dude. – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 8:01 pm
as much as a couple of the other ones are shocking, the brain one just seems like a waste of space no? Like you said, we already knew that was there (or not, since you were dumb enough to get that tatt….haha 🙂 )
It does seem a waste of space but so does he. – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 9:13 pm
The second pic is just disturbing…at first I thought the flaming hemorrhoid tat was bad, then it was trumped by the giant cocks on each bun, which was then trumped by the high gauge slinky stapled to her vag…but I cause the butterfly makes it all pretty
Pretty Butterflies make everything good. – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 9:19 pm
What are people thinking? My daughter is into tattoos but, she doesn’t have anything like these! Oh wait! I haven’t seen her naked lately…
Neither have I. 😉 – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 10:03 pm
What the fuck do some people think…or not…
I like tatt’s…I even have a few…but some people are just too fuckin weird.
I won’t even comment on the ‘jewellery’ cause I’m busy cringing at the thought of it…OUCH!!!
Pretty Crazy huh? – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Tats that quote ‘Corinthians’?
WTF?
Can’t figure that shit out.
If I ripped the clothes off a babe and saw a bible quote tattooed on her ass, I would run away screaming, imho
Jesus Krispies
~m
I don’t know after a bit both of us might be screaming for Jesus. – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 10:07 pm
the guy with the tats on his ‘stuff’ needs to be shot.
Christ.
I could never allow someone to play with my junk for that long.
Never mind sticking needles in it.
~m
Ain’t that the truth. – Evyl
January 7, 2009 at 10:28 pm
I can’t help but be grateful for tats like the ones depicted above – it is so rare for people outside an institutional setting to have any sort of warning labels affixed, but with ink like that all and sundry are informed well in advance that they are dealing with an idiot.
True. – Evyl
January 8, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Hi Evyl,
Anyone who thinks they’re going to poke a hole in my dick should expect one hell of a fight.
the Grit
I hear ya. – Evyl
January 9, 2009 at 11:20 am
http://awfultattoos.blogspot.com/
For your viewing pleasure, hon.
Those were damned cool – Evyl
January 9, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Yup, she’d have to be a moron to marry someone who’d tattoo that on their heads!
*shakes her head*
Yeppers. – Evyl