Freak Of The Week: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beerholder

Hell’s Yeah, freaks and friends it is once again time for the contest that has the entire blogosphere standing at attention. It is time to find the Freak of the Week. This week you have a series of three pictures to caption. The freak with the best combination of captions deemed the freakiest by the Freak Finding Panel of Judges will have a lifetime of notoriety as this weeks Freak of the Week. Good Luck and may the freak be with you.

Picture 1

stripper-muscles

Picture 2

nipple-ring-dress

Picture 3

drunk-girl

18 Responses to “Freak Of The Week: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beerholder”

  1. 1. Do the tits and long hair make me look more like a woman, or should I have my extra-huge clit shaved down a bit?

    2. No wire hangers, ever!!!

    3. Jean-Claudette Van Damngirrrl shows off her ability to do splits and hurl at the same time.

    Yep, I bet she has a big one. – Evyl

  2. 1. I owe my body to the ability to unhinge my lower jaw and inhale stray men I come across.

    2.Darhhh-links, you did say it was a low-cut evening gown kinda event…

    3.Execution =7.5
    Landing = 8.5
    Delivery of cookies =10

    Lots of cleavage there huh? – Evyl

  3. 1. I can’t accept this gift of a vibrator from you. It’s too small.

    2. Nice necklace.

    3. I’m calling Ralph to unstick me from the floor.

    Number three is real nice. – Evyl

  4. 1. What happened to Anna Nicole Smith when she overdosed on Trim Spa

    2. If your think that’s something, wait til you see the men’s line from Helmut Lang

    3.Stacy shows her near flawless technique for delivering the perfect blumpkin.

    Okay, those have to be some of the most fucked up shorts that I have ever seen. – Evyl

  5. check your spambox bro…I think my entry ended up there

    It has been rescued from the jaws of Akismit. – Evyl

  6. 1. Anna Nicole on she took steriods insead of Trim Spa.

    2. Breakfast at Tiffany’s Porn for your pleasure!

    3. After celebrating her gold medal victory-Mary Lou with her head in the loo!

    Great entry. – Evyl

  7. Correction:
    1. Anna Nicole on steroids instead of Trim Spa.

    Duly noted. – Evyl

  8. 1. Yes, YES! I’ll marry you! I can be the bride AND the Best Man!!!!

    2. Pearls go with everything.

    3. “Ok, the bathroom’s thiiis wide and thiiis deep. Damn, I gotta find me that tape measure ! Honey, you can get up now… ….honey?”

    I can think of no prettier jewelry that a nice pearl necklace. – Evyl

  9. 1. “My name is Roberta, but you can call me Bob.”

    2. “Pierced nipples? What pierced nipples?”

    3. “I don’t care how tight my ass looks; you’re not fucking me while I puke!”

    It is a tight looking ass for sure. – Evyl

  10. 1. Here’s your tampon, sweetie-pie.
    2. Does this make my butt look fat?
    3. So… thirsty…

    Great entry. And thanks for it. I appreciate it. – Evyl

  11. Right now, I’m with Jim
    Jesus Krispies. Hilarious.
    I will come up with something by the weeks end
    ~m

    I’m sure it will be a good one. – Evyl

  12. I’m not eligible for entry but just for giggles.

    1. So you’re impressed by my glutes. Wait until you get a load of what my Kegel exercises have done.
    2. Very basic black.
    3. Bulimic gymnast shows dedication to craft.

  13. W

    T

    F?

    Zactly. – Evyl

  14. 1. who’s on steroids.???..why you &^$#%#@$!!!! I oughtta give you the smackdown…

    2. Does this dress make my tits look big?

    3. The human butt draft dodger for your door.

    It makes them look just the right size. – Evyl

  15. 1 “You think these are impressive? I can crack a two by four with my ass!”

    2 HEADLINE: Woman going to party spontaneously grows two feet in 5 seconds!

    3 “Shit my pants, tossed my cookies, suction-cupped my nasty beaver to the floor. My work is done here. Honey? Bring me the shoehorn . . . ”

    Great entry. – Evyl

  16. Hi Evyl,

    Sorry I’m late, but it was too cold here yesterday to think.

    1. You like it? Good. Now can I have my balls back?

    2. Her feminine modesty was hanging by a thread.

    3. One. Two. Three. Four.
    Lose a pound and puke some more.

    the Grit

    Number two has me rolling. – Evyl

  17. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    picture 1: after many advances in the science of cloning and manufacture of artificial vaginas, some civilizations began growing women for their meat.

    picture 2: while Sally was mildly surprised to see that someone else had worn the same gown to the dinner party, she was greatly relieved to discover that they were forty years her senior.

    picture 3; after discovering that she had double-booked herself for yoga class and bulimic purging, Hannah Montana decided to multitask.

    Great entries dude. – Evyl

  18. 1. Jimmy is about to learn the hard way what it means to be someone’s bitch.

    2. Sorry, can’t think of anything for this one.

    3. Daddy must be SO proud!

    I would be proud. – Evyl

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