Freak Of The Week: Ading It Up

Yes my good freaks and friends, it is once again time for the most anticipated weekly contest in the entire blogosphere. It’s time to crown a new Freak of the Week. This week you are an advertising executive for the Evyl Advertising Agency. It is your job to create a tag-line for a new on-line dating service. The service is geared towards men seeking to hook up with large women. The name of the service is lotsoflovedotcom. The ad photo has been chosen and it is up to you to create the tag-line.

Here is the ad photo for you to work with.


Good luck and may the freakiest freak win!!!

29 Responses to “Freak Of The Week: Ading It Up”

  1. Two cheeks and the cottage cheese is free. You can also ride it home.

    Excellent. – Evyl

  2. 2 Guys 1 really fucking huge cup

    Like a five gallon bucket. – Evyl

  3. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    I got a few for ya:

    “Get more of what you’re really after.”

    “Less isn’t more when it comes to love.”

    “too much is always better than not enough.” (gotta be honest here – that’s a classic slogan of the Church of the SubGenius, of which i am an ordained minister, but it works so well here that I couldn’t resist)

    “, because bigger is better.”

    on a wholly unrelated note, I remember wearing that outfit and going to that party, but someone must’ve slipped me a mickey because I can’t recall either of those dudes for the life of me.

    Great ones dude. – Evyl

  4. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    and a couple morbid ones…

    “Corn-fed, well-marbled, big enough to feed your whole family for months, and there’s plenty more where that came from on Lotsoflovedotcom.”

    “Available whole or in easy-to-store sections, fresh or frozen, with free overnight shipping on orders over 800 pounds!”

    As Featured on Guy Fieri’s ‘Big Bite.’ – Evyl

  5. Got Rothlisberger?
    (banner would fit on the ass)

    Yeppers. – Evyl

  6. what the fuck is that?

    Ton’s ‘O Fun!!! – Evyl

  7. Big Ass. Big Heart. I heart!

    Now that’s showin’ the love. – Evyl

  8. When whale isn’t an option…

    Endorsed by 9 out of 10 Japanese connoisseurs of prime quality blubber.

    Just make sure and lick the plate. 😉 – Evyl

  9. When cottage cheese with canned pears simply isn’t enough…

    It’s not easy being cheesy. – Evyl

  10. PETA, the RSPCA and the Sea Shepherd will never harass your choice when you join Lotsoflovedotcom!

    Ya got a point. – Evyl

  11. You won’t be The Biggest Loser with lotsoflovedotcom

    I love it. – Evyl

  12. “It wont matter that you have a small dick”

    Ouch. – Evyl

  13. Lots of cushn’, lots of pushn’ at lotsoflovedotcom

    Hell’s Yeah!!! – Evyl

  14. Here at lotsoflovedotdom, we even cater for those who are seriously anal

    Now that is seriously funny. – Evyl

  15. lotsoflovedotcom…
    -Cause big girls not only need love, but they have a lot more love to give.
    -Smothering you with love…literally

    I love it!!! – Evyl

  16. Stop “mooning’ over those Chubbies ! There’s enough here for you AND one of your friends! Just remember

    You got a contender!!! – Evyl

  17. – More of what you’re looking for.

    And some of what you’re not. – Evyl

  18. Hi Evyl,

    Bet you can’t eat just one.

    This fats for you.

    When the loving is over, it doubles as a walk in closet.

    This is our LA special. It’ll be the ride of your life when the Big One hits.

    And her tits are real too.

    Remember the song, “Whole Lot Of Love?”

    Date all you want; we’ll fatten up some more.

    Amazing! It looks like beef, but smells like fish!

    At we’re all addicted to crack.

    Just because you can stay on the bull, it doesn’t mean you can handle this ride.

    At, this is considered petite.

    Feel the attraction of gravity at, recommended by heavy duty truck dealers everywhere.

    the Grit

    Love the crack bit. – Evyl

  19. “Feeling like you’ve hit bottom heavily in your personal life ? Contact lotsoflovedotcom. We’ve got more ass than any two men can handle.”

    That’s always a selling point for me. – Evyl

  20. Heff’s Bar and Grill rolls out their newest promotion: The All You Can Eat Marbled Rump Roast Buffet…Friends Eat Free!

  21. I guess it would help if I read the directions…shit!

    Happens to Me all the time. – Evyl

  22. At lotsoflovedotcom, you only pay for the parts you love…

    And it’s all you can eat. – Evyl

  23. Just for shits and grin here is one of my takes on it.

    lotsoflovedotcom: For the good time rolls.

  24. WHo’s your Daddy??

    Cool. – Evyl

  25. Look at the camera and say “Cheese”

    Just don’t cut it. – Evyl

  26. Jim, Anja, and JavaQueen cracked me up so much that I couldn’t really read the rest. 😉

    There are a lot of good ones in there. – Evyl

  27. I have a virtual gift for you here:

    Thanks darlin’!!! – Evyl

  28. QueenBitch Says:

    “Are you tired of all that “Forbiden Love?” Bullshit? Tired of “Forbiden foods?” Here at Lotsoflovedotcom nothing is forbiden. Not even a sister and her two brothers getting it on.”

    Ouch. – Evyl

  29. Unlike eHarmony, we’ll never reject a pushy tush. They’re big, they’re shy, and you can find them all at!

    Golden. – Evyl

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