All Shock No Ahh

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For some reason my wife is really electrifying these days. I don’t know if it is some latent superpower coming out in her or what but she picks up static electricity like a kindergartner picks their nose. Yesterday she came up to give me a kiss and it burnt a blister on my lip. I am somewhat thankful that she has developed this power now and not in the first days of our relationship or else that first peck might have crisped my cock.

A special thanks to This Buddy Of Mine for the great poster.

20 Responses to “All Shock No Ahh”

  1. cock-a-doodle-do!!

    It’s not much to crow about. – Evyl

  2. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    the legend of Zappy McPeepee lives on!

    scary part is, some people pay good money for some below-the-belt shock and awe. JT’s Stockroom has a whole section called “electrical”, and the gear there reminds me of the scene in Smokin’ Aces when they introduce El Estrago, the CIA-trained torturer.

    That’s just wrong. – Evyl

  3. I’d love to meet your wife. OMG, would I LOVE to meet your wife. *whimpers*

    One day you will see her. On an episode of Snapped. – Evyl

  4. “I love the smell of fried pubes in the morning. It smells like…victory”

    from Apopodicks Now

    Or a branding. – Evyl

  5. Nothing like a crispy snack I always say!
    πŸ˜‰

    If you say so. – Evyl

  6. Please note I did NOT say ‘little’ snack BTW!
    I controlled myself admirably
    πŸ˜†

    Your sense of restraint is indeed admirable. – Evyl

  7. I can give my hubby little static shocks too…….. but without blisters

    tis fun!

    Blisters are rarely fun. – Evyl

  8. Is Apopodicks Now real porn? I’ve searched and could not find it. I have a curious mind.

    I like that about you. – Evyl

  9. I love how these comments flow… heehee…..now I have to know about about Apopodicks Now…..

    oh, sorry about your blistered lip, Evyl. Get that woman some grounding wires or something! Would that even work?

    Perhaps it would. – Evyl

  10. I just mailed the link to Evyl…maybe he will post it

    I will stick it up shortly. – Evyl

  11. Dude, I saw this documentary on a guy who can run tons of voltage through his body and even ignite paper with his fingers, and some chick who can blow up electrical things with her brain. Good thing you’re only getting a shock on the lips πŸ˜‰

    Glad to hear your relationship is so…electrifying? Mahahahaha! *Dr. Evil gestures here*

    I am so glad that nothing is igniting yet. – Evyl

  12. HAHAHAHA!! That is so funny! I have been doing the same thing to My Guy too! I think it has something to do with the cold air. I could be wrong-or it’s just that we ladies are sizzling hot! Yeah, that’s probably what it is.

    Could be. – Evyl

  13. So, Evyl, it is good to crow every once and a while about the hen. Appears she’s not pecking you the wrong way.

    Not yet. – Evyl

  14. I think it has to do with the lack of humidity & cold weather. Hell, I don’t know.

    Neither do I but it’s getting dangerous. – Evyl

  15. gald to see she still lights ya up there…

    I thought I would stop by and say hi. I think I’ve been hiding from this crappy weather long enough.

    One can hide but not run from it. – Evyl

  16. Is she wearing a lot of microfiber? Because that shit picks up static like nobody’s business.

    Which is why you always go for 100% cotton sheets.

    We are both natural fiber kind of people although my uniform shirt is polyester. And damn do I hate it. – Evyl

  17. Snap, crackle, POP!

    The snap and crackle don’t bother me but that damned pop is another story. – Evyl

  18. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    if i had a wife with electric kisses of such force that they gave me blisters, I’d try to sweet-talk her into letting me try cooking hot-dogs and roasting marshmallows with her electrical powers. we could have a cookout in bed! and if she didn’ta gree right away, I’d say “well, okay, but since I already got the hot dogs out I may as well cook them in the <A href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven"dutch oven!”

    somehow, i don’t think I’d stay married long.

    She hates the Dutch Oven. – Evyl

  19. never a dull moment in your house, oh what a connection…Evyl and AJ are electri-frying!
    have a great day

    There is always something up. πŸ˜‰ – Evyl

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