Freak Of The Week Winner: Celebrity Freak

As always it was a tough call for the Freak Finding Panel of Judges, but in the end there can be only one. So here is this weeks winning entry.

shirley-jones

Shirley Jones. Let’s see, she played the mother figure on the Partridge Family, a show in which her character, a single mother, was having an affair with her manager who was forcing her children to preform in a freak show of a band, and all the time her oldest children were going at each other like minks in heat, the red headed kid was being groomed for a life in organized crime, and the youngest tots were obviously destined to be cult members. Also, judging by the paint job on their tour bus, the whole family was spooning LSD on their corn flakes in the morning like it was sugar. Any actress who can pull that role off and still come across as America’s favorite mom is definitely a freak.

Congrats to the Grit for another outstanding entry and a repeat Freak of the Week. And while everyone is out congratulating the Grit on his Freakishness don’t forget to check out my little ode to the winner on the Freak of the Week page.

8 Responses to “Freak Of The Week Winner: Celebrity Freak”

  1. ROFLMFAO
    LOVE it, well done Grit!!!!

  2. Excellent freakiness, Grit.

  3. Thank you. Thank you all.

    the Grit

  4. Those kids were whacked dude. Do you remember the episode where they lost their shit because the mom was about to get a ticket for not obeying a speed limit sign that they didn’t notice? “MOTHER OF THE YEAR!!! YOU CAN’T PUT THE MOTHER OF THE YEAR IN JAIL!!!” Messed.

    I do, however, want a psychedelic van.

  5. What a coincedence. I have a Partridge Family reference coming up in my Friday post. Congrats, Grit !

  6. That’s hilarious! Congrats to the Grit!!

  7. Congrats GRIT! I’ll never look at her quite the same, excellent job!

  8. Way to go Grit! Truly inspired, as always! Why didn’t I think of that?!?!

    My poor widdle brain frozed up on me with that one. I guess I just don’t keep up with celebrity shit like I should.

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