Evyl Philosiphizin’: To Fuck Or To Get Fucked

I believe that everyone fits into three main categories of personality. Those who love to fuck, those that love to get fucked, and those that just don’t give a fuck about a fuck. As for me, I am a fucker. I’m not saying that I don’t enjoy just laying back and taking it like a man on occasion. But when it comes right down to the nut cuttin’, I like to be the one whippin’ and spurrin’.

As a little bit of unscientific bullshittery research, here are a couple of polls. One for the dudes and one for the darlin’s. Vote early and vote often because inquiring minds want to know.

16 Responses to “Evyl Philosiphizin’: To Fuck Or To Get Fucked”

  1. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    i am in the “don’t give a fuck about a fuck” category. I have opposable thumbs, a vivid imagination, and all the porn the internet can provide readily available – no mere real woman can live up to the fantasies I construct. I have yet to meet one who is all octopus from the waist down, let alone an octopus-woman who lactates cappuccino and has the voice of Dr. Girlfriend from Venture Brothers.

    to paraphrase an insight you once shared with us, no matter how hot the woman is, someone else is tired of her bullshit. by not giving a fuck about a fuck, I can have all my fun and skip the bullshit.

    It does work in the short term. But after a while the imagination needs something to work with. – Evyl

  2. I think I have a split personality. Some days I love to fuck, sometimes I love to get fucked. I guess you could say I like it both ways. Heh.

    Have I mentioned that I love you. – Evyl

  3. I like it when my woman takes the initiative in the beginning, but as things progress…yeah, I like to fuck.

    That’s a philosophy that I could live with. – Evyl

  4. I ride it like I stole it, but I like to get my ass smacked, too! Hooray for fuckin’!

    Hells Yeah!!! – Evyl

  5. How can one be limited? Variation is the spice of life.

    I love QFP’s, “Hooray for fuckin’!”

    That should be a bumper sticker.

    It would be a good one on a tight tee shirt. – Evyl

  6. I’m tired and need a break….can we at least have a smoke?

    Smoke ’em if ya got ’em. – Evyl

  7. one day I’m the fucker , next day I’m the fuckee…..

    Living day to day has it’s advantages. – Evyl

  8. I used to ride it like I stole it, then as I got older, I got lazy and got my azz smacked, now I feel lucky to get it at all.
    don’t trust a fart, or waste a hard on.

    Sage Advice. – Evyl

  9. I’m not saying that I don’t enjoy just laying back and taking it like a man on occasion.

    ummm…dude?

    No worries. I’m talking about being a human sybian not anything up the pooper. – Evyl

  10. I cheated 😦 I’m sorry, I had to! I can’t choose between being the fucker and being the fuckee!

    Cheating is allowed around here. 😉 – Evyl

  11. Heff will take it however he can get it, but I did have to vote my primary instict. I love to FUCK.

    One has to go with their basic instinct. As long as it doesn’t get them stalked half to death. – Evyl

  12. Fuck, I’m a fucker too! As long as I get it, I’ll fuck or be fucked. I don’t really give a fuck, either way.

    Most all fucks are good just some ways are a little better. – Evyl

  13. Hmm. Very thought provoking. I think I can be all of the above at one time or another. But lets just say the future Mr. MJ will be a very happy man.

    And that is the important thing. – Evyl

  14. If I answer the question with my first impression, I like to please my woman, so I like to fuck. Then again, I like my woman to enjoy fucking me just as much. So why the fuck not give at least two answers on that one, by god. Jerking off is a last resort.

    Go ahead. It’s all good. – Evyl

  15. QueenBitch Says:

    I cant decide between two options so i’ll be back later to vote again

    Cool beans. – Evyl

  16. damn.

    Now you’ve got me thinking about it and my damn husband isn’t home.

    Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl

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