Freak Of The Week: Freaky Licker

I can’t believe it is already that time again. Damn, how time flies when you are having fun but yes my good freaks and friends it is once again time for the contest that has everyone buzzing. It’s time to choose the Freak of the Week!!! Just beat the caption for the pic below and if your caption is chosen by the Award Winning Freak Finding Panel of Judges then blog fame is yours for the taking. Good luck and may the freakiest freak win.

Okay, this is the last time that I date a guy that says that he is a 'cat person'.

Okay, this is the last time that I date a guy that says that he is a 'cat person'.

17 Responses to “Freak Of The Week: Freaky Licker”

  1. BTW, If anyone is interested, I have added a pic to my ‘The Most Disgusting Shit That I Have Ever Seen’ page. Click it on the sidebar if you dare.

  2. Obituary Notice: Young Jack Licker died a happy little freak. His tongue permanently numb from anti-perspirant overdose, he was unable to gack up the armpit hairball stuck in his throat & succumbed while watching the only porno ever made starring a girl with three arms.

  3. Armpit licking…okay? Everyone has their fetishes. But why did you want me to wear this fucking shower cap, you sicko freak?!?

  4. for the last fucking time that is not where my clitoris is you dick!

  5. *sigh*
    I’ll be SO glad when he can tell the difference between a pit and a clit

  6. I got nothing. I once went to a “something for ladies” party, like Tupperware, but much more erotic. The hostess was a young beautiful blonde woman who said that the armpit is very sensitive. She said to try it after you shower before deodorant. I think licking anything, anywhere, is a good thing.
    Have a great day!

  7. No, doing the damn alphabet is not going to work. I’m telling you, that’s not the right place.

  8. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    “your armpit tastes like cock! I KNEW you’d been sleeping around!”

    “unsure of how to begin his cannibalistic career, young Hannibal Lecter tried inviting young women to dinner and a movie”

    “heh heh, so… you really weren’t kidding when you said you were raised by feral cats behind a tuna cannery, were you?”

    BARBECUE BODYWASH: works a little too well

  9. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    When visiting your local brothel, it is of utmost importance to select only the cleanest of their staff to entertain you

  10. I love that movie!

    And no, that isn’t my quote… just saying.

  11. The official stick deodorant taste tester at work. He caught her by surprise when he gave her ten licks or her piquant.

  12. After being triple-dog-dared…Flick was now stuck to the coldest bitch in town

  13. I’m out-I don’t even know what to say to that one.

  14. Is that the chick from “Medium” ? If so, it was definitely before she became “Large”.

  15. Hi Evyl,

    Stan applied a little known French alternative to acupressure to relieve his woman’s headache.

    Lick her pit. She may not like it, but she’ll never forget you.

    Note to self: bacon grease is NOT an alternative to deodorant.

    And I just had my pit hair styled. Damn!

    Well, he did mutter something about wanting to have sex in the worst way.

    On the bright side, at least his tongue isn’t pierced.

    His aim has never been good. Maybe he needs glasses?

    So that’s why Mary said I should Google “Kazakhstan sex practices” before going out with him.

    Well, at least he’s a doctor.

    the Grit

  16. I gots nuttin.

    “mmm, you even taste like Molly Ringwald”

    shoot me now….

  17. Tastes like chicken….

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