Evyl Trivia: Pornstache Trivia

For shits and giggles, here are a few trivia questions concerning a topic that should be fun for all.

1. I have a deep pornstache. I was most famous for being Johnny Wadd until a little trouble in Wonderland. I am _____.

2. I have a surreal pornstache and I’m known for my gushing performances. I am _____.

3. I have arguably the most famous pornstache ever you might even say it is the longest yard.  I am _____.

4. My pornstache has island flavor. Although I shaved it off for a friend. I am _____.

5. I have an animated pornstache and I will never be caught by a do-right. I am _____.

16 Responses to “Evyl Trivia: Pornstache Trivia”

  1. Geez the only one I think I know is Snidely Whiplash in #5. I led a sheltered life mind you.

    And I thought that Snidely would be the toughest one of the bunch. – Evyl

  2. Gebus Jim, that was the only one I knew, too.

    I can’t believe that Snidely was so easily recognizable. – Evyl

  3. 1. John Holmes.

    2. Salvador Dali?

    3. Burt Reynolds

    4. No clue.

    5. Snidely Whiplash

    The surreal clue must have through you. – Evyl

  4. 1. John Holmes.

    2. Robert Pattison or Salvador Dali (or Rob pattison playing Salvador Dali)

    3. Burt Reynolds

    4. Tom Selleck

    5. Snidely Whiplash

    Again the surreal clue proved tricky. All the others are spot on. – Evyl

  5. NFI but if I slip you a $5 can you email their phone numbers? 😛

    That would be tough. – Evyl

  6. I can’t believe that no-one has got #2. I thought it would be the easiest one.

  7. Number 2 would be Ron Jermey as he is the only porn star that was on the popular reality show the surreal life.

    I knew that you would get it. And I also correctly guessed that you would misspell his name. – Evyl

  8. 1. Jonny Depp
    2. ?
    3. Burt Reynolds
    4. Tom Selleck
    5. Snidely Whiplash

    I really should have had a Johnny Depp question. Perhaps I should do a part two of Pornstache trivia. – Evyl

  9. I only got John Holmes. Obviously i don’t watch enough porn

    It wasn’t all porn stars only their mustache had to be porn like. – Evyl

  10. 1. John Holmes
    2. Ron Jeremy {The hedgehog}
    3. Burt Reynolds
    4. Tom Selleck
    5. Snidley Whiplash

    You should get bonus points for knowing his nickname. – Evyl

  11. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    1: charles lutwidge dodson, aka Lewis Carrol
    2: Jamie Hyneman of Mythbusters
    3: Colonel Sanders of Kentucky Fried Chicken
    4: the midget from Fantasy Island
    5: John Cleese.
    6: 22/7, or 3.14159
    7: Islets of Langerhans.

    extra credit: Klaatu Barada Nikto

    The Colonel had one hell of a flavor saver. – Evyl

  12. Gene Shallit?

    That dude needs some serious manscaping. – Evyl

  13. I wanted to leave a comment, but the whole pornstache thing threw me off. WTF is a pornstache?

    A pornstache is a mustache with porn like qualities. And thanks for popping in. I always appreciate it. – Evyl

  14. 1. John C. Holmes

    2. Ron Jeremy

    3. Burt Reynolds

    4. Clueless

    5. Clueless

    Wait for part two. I am working on it now. As well as some new catagories such as Fake Boobs and Beer Guts. – Evyl

  15. I’m gonna go ahead and say Ron Jeremy on all accounts. I might say the rest of these could possibly be deemed molestaches.

    Molestache? I like it. And thanks for commenting. I appreciate it. – Evyl

  16. I may do a little better next time, then. I feel kinda shitty missing the “Snidley” one in retrospect…

    I had figured that particular question would be tough. – Evyl

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