Life’s Too Short

I found out yesterday that one of my co-workers and his wife are involved in an alternate lifestyle. Frankly I was quite shocked. Not that they would want to be swingers but due to the fact that I think both of them are highly lucky that they found one person that would fuck them. It seems that finding someone else that would fuck either of them would be highly unlikely. I guess it proves what I always say, ‘It’s a sick world and I’m a Happy Man and Life’s too short too swing with ugly people.

21 Responses to “Life’s Too Short”

  1. Maybe the people they are swinging with are also fugly. And anyhow, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder, those swinger parties must be damn full of booze! lol

    They don’t call them drunken orgies for nothing. – Evyl

  2. Am I first?

    *flashes Evyl*

    Yes you are. Thanks darlin’. – Evyl

  3. Oh come on Evyl….even ugly people need love. 😉

    Yes but not more than their due. BTW, awesome tanning bed pics, Darlin’. You always leave me speechless. – Evyl

  4. I went to a naturist resort with ze flatmate. Gebus wheezus, some of the men weren’t exposing much as they had a gut hanging over the playhouse. I really felt for some of the women, though. Abrasions of the nipples from them dragging on the ground must be fucking painful.

    Thanks ever so much for the visuals. Although I am sure that your outfit was superb. – Evyl

  5. Its like Real Sex on HBO…real sex is fucking ugly. Normal, everyday people bumping uglies is not a pretty site.

    Shit…I wouldn’t want to fuck me…

    I have no trouble fucking myself. Enough people recommend it to me that it has become quite natural. – Evyl

  6. Well they can claim to be swingers, but the proof is in the puddin’. Ask ’em for photo evidence. Who knows? You may find a site online that will pay good money for ugly orgy pics.

    There are some things in life that I just take at face value. The truth is far too ugly to want to delve into it. – Evyl

  7. hahahahahahaha…..well as I was told on an episode of Seinfeld, more than 4/5 of the population is unattractive, and if all these unattractive people have fully functioning “junk”….well….go nuts right??? 😉

    I suppose. Although I really can’t condone it. – Evyl

  8. It’s amazing what, or whom, people will do.

    Ain’t that the truth. – Evyl

  9. Personally I need nourishment not punishment, however, as was rightfully pointed out, even fuglies need love, and so long as they don’t expect it with me, I’m fine with that.
    I’m hearing Anja on the naturist resort. I’ve been to a couple and there is little to see besides huge bellies hiding jelly beans and dragging nipples….mind you, these places are good for tanning all over, so it was worth it…

    I’m all for people doing what they wish as long as they keep their hair out of my soup. – Evyl

  10. That’s an orgy visual I’m not going to bother with.

    Good call. – Evyl

    Oh, I’ve heard it’s tough to be a swinger in general, but to be ugly to boot? Someone’s always getting a raw deal.

    You said it. – Evyl

  12. ok… Ew is all I have to say… that’s some nasty shit… ugly too…

    and thanks for your previous comment, I did have my comments off for a while but now I’m back! 😀

    Good deal. I will start commenting again. – Evyl

  13. Hey, B.E., the site you’re looking is Xtube. Ordinary people doing the nasty. If you can dream up an ugly person who’s nucking futs enough to post themselves gettin’ it on, it’s there. Anyho, that’s what I’m told. . . 🙂 I can believe there’s a match for everyone wanting something. . .

    Somehow I knew you’d know. Youporn has a lot of amateur shit on it as well. – Evyl

  14. Ok you know I don’t think I am a bad looking chick and I cannot even get any or keep any around. So I think that they need to back off and let some of us have some too. Dammit I have needs ppl lol.

    It would be a shame if all the ugly people were stealing all the action. – Evyl

  15. Hi Evyl,

    I think you’ll find that Dean Martin explains it quite nicely in this video:

    the Grit

    That’s true although when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie. It’s best not to yell, ‘Back that shit up.’ – Evyl

  16. So….since when did they make a body-sized brown paper bag for the fuglies to get their rocks off with multiple partners?!

    In today’s environmentally conscience world they have now turned to reusable bags. When you are done just flip them inside out and shake the fuck out of them. – Evyl

  17. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    i think the fugly swingers are merely a matter of trying to play the odds: they know that any sex from anyone is only feasible under extreme circumstances, so they seek out these statistical-unlikelihoods by participating in alternative lifestyles (swinging, furry, etc).

    either that, or at some point the fugly couple realized that swinging was the only way either of them could ever have sex with anyone else, and figured that if they started showing up at swinger parties, the rules would require others to have sex with them.

    Good point. – Evyl

  18. We had some of that happen in our office too. My co-worker and her husband were trying to hit on another girl in our office. The thought of that makes my stomach turn. Ugly mo’fo’s too! This same girl went down on a guy in a storage closet at my work- I was so shocked at first, I was so naive but I guess this stuff does happen, even in my small little world. Thing is, she went down on him and she got squat out of the deal. I was like, “What a dumb whore- if you’re going to do that, he should at least put you up in a fancy hotel and you should get some too!” – Dumb whores, what are ya gonna do?

    Got her number? – Evyl

  19. Did I mention sad dumb whore was married and pregnant at the time. Class act.

    Never mind. I don’t need to be accused of being the baby daddy. – Evyl

  20. LMAO!


    Thanks Wil. – Evyl

  21. How fugly were they?

    Damn Fugly. – Evyl

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