Yabba Dabba Doo

I saw a commercial recently for Flintstone Gummy Vitamins. It seems that they contain Choline which is a nutrient found in breast milk. I started laughing my ass off. My wife gave me one of her patented, ‘What the fuck is it now’, looks. I explained to her that it made me think of that old gum ‘Squirt’; that was the gum that had a liquid center that oozed out when you bit into it. I could picture in my mind some crumb-cruncher biting into a Flintstone Gummy Vitamin as breast milk exploded into their mouth. I also believe that if an actual breast milk filled vitamin came onto the market, pervs the world over would be a lot healthier.

17 Responses to “Yabba Dabba Doo”

  1. Breast Milk tastes like um… um… vile. If Fintstone Gummy Vitamins come down here, I shall know to give them a miss. The flatmate just said, “But if they make vitamins that taste like Betty, oh yeah”

    Unless it’s the Live Action Betty played by Rosie. Now that’s a taste that I don’t wish in my mouth. – Evyl

  2. Yay!!!! I’m first. “flashes Evyl”

    Thanks Darlin’. – Evyl

  3. I’ll never think of of vitamins quite the same way. Growing up though, Flintstone vitamins were nasty. Maybe a little breast milk might spruce them up.

    Couldn’t hurt. Much. – Evyl

  4. I don’t care what is in ’em, but if vitamins looked like boobs then I would certainly be more apt to give ’em a try.

    Doubt you’ll ever see them at a GNC. – Evyl

  5. I’ll never look at vitamins the same way, nor the Flintstones for that matter.

    OLnly once in my life was I unfortunate enough to taste breast milk {no, not telling how} and suffice to say that was once too often…

    Don’t tell me that you ran out of creamer as well. – Evyl

  6. Breast milk is gross. Dunno why babies like it so much.

    I suppose it is an acquired taste. – Evyl

  7. OK that is just disturbing. I have a bottle of those in my cupboard that just went in the trash. My daughter had enough breast milk when she was a baby lol.

    I am having a hard time shaking the image of squirting gum out of my head and yes I do remember when that came out.

    Lucky girl. – Evyl

  8. I forgot all about that gum. That gum was quite disturbing IMHO. So, you gonna get this out on the market? I’d like to see you healthier for sure- LOL!

    I’ll stick to my Centrum for now. – Evyl

  9. I’m sorry. I would NOT buy that product.

    You could always wash it down with a PBR if it left a bad taste in your mouth. – Evyl

  10. OK, the commentors here obviously haven’t tasted quality breast milk. It’s very sweet!! That’s actually one of the reasons that scientists believe humans love sweets so much! They got the taste as an infant!

    That gives me a great idea for a reality tv show for the Food Network. Rating and comparing different breast milk. It has all the earmarks of a hit. – Evyl

  11. Sewing my lips shut as we speak…!

    Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl

  12. Hi Evyl,

    Crap! That immediately filled my head with an image of huge titted naked women in a dairy barn, hooked up to those suction things, and each contentedly feeding out of a trough filled with chocolate bars. I suspect that my dreams tonight are going to be very strange.

    the Grit

    Sweet Dreams indeed. – Evyl

  13. Hummm. And I’ve been taking Centrum Silver. Maybe I should switch. . .

    Perhaps. – Evyl

  14. What a way to start the kids day a bowl of fruity pebbles and a flintsone vitamin :mrgreen: the Evyl seal of approval

    Yabba Dabba Delicious. – Evyl

  15. Let’s just hope they don’t start making Flintstone Protein Shakes

    But shaking them via the motorboat would be the best part of waking up. – Evyl

  16. lifeunderacarolinamoon Says:

    I remember that gum! We called it “cum gum”. HA! I actually liked it… BTW, I’m back. New blog for reasons you can probably guess.

    Cool deal. – Evyl

  17. Milk. It does a body good.
    Maybe does everybody good . . .
    Surprised you didn’t mention Poprocks

    Sorry, I have a toothache. – Evyl

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