Manscaping Gone Bad

I just bought a new nose hair trimmer and figured I would check on-line and see if I could find a new style for nose hair trimming. There really isn’t too much info on the subject but I did find some neat shit.

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Not so super dude

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Is it just me or do you see Jabba The Hut?

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When your mullet blends into your back hair perhaps it’s time to give it up.

I haven’t found any examples but here are a few ideas regarding nose hair styles.

  • The Flat Top – Or would that be a flat bottom?
  • The Nosehawk – Shave the outside and leave the inside long and comb your nose hairs to the center.
  • The Afro – Wouldn’t take a trimmer but where can you find a nose pick?
  • The Dorothy Hamill – Stylish with snow in the nose hairs.

24 Responses to “Manscaping Gone Bad”

  1. As long as they don’t poke out , curl around and gross me out, I have no opinion on nose hair styles.

    And here I thought that you would have an opinion on everything. – Evyl

  2. just keep the nose hair from hanging out the nose dude!

    Truth. – Evyl

  3. Fuck, my libido has just left the building – for life.

    I do have a cure for that. – Evyl

  4. That Jabba the Hut one reminds me of Starry Starry Night.

    I did not notice that but you are absolutely correct. – Evyl

  5. Oh dear Evyl. I must remember to not visit you first thing in the morning. I think I threw up in my mouth a little. Ick.

    Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl

  6. Damn. I thought I had a body hair problem.

    It does make me feel good as well. – Evyl

  7. I was thinking the same thing as bronsonfive…but a Starry Starry Night that made me shudder. That last one made me gag. Seriously, dude, get rid of it…unless your intention is to be mistaken for Sasquatch. Ick.

    True. – Evyl

  8. Wax that back!
    Wax it NOW!
    Bet he needs a full back, sack and crack wax…ewwww.

    A crack wax is bound to be really painful. Especially for this guy. – Evyl

  9. We have shearers in Oz who can fix that last one, and they’ll crutch him while they’re at it as an added bonus….

    That is a bonus. – Evyl

  10. Damn. Even at fifty eight you still couldn’t do a thing in my chest hair. Now nose hair. How about a Mohawk?

    Or a fauxhawk. – Evyl

  11. Wow. Those are gross. Seriously.

    Hey, I’m blogging for a good cause today. Mind stopping by?

    Sorry I missed it MJ. I have been really busy with some cases that have kept me hopping, and not in a good way. – Evyl

  12. Dont forget about the “Party Favor noise maker”.
    Nose hairs blow out and retact back for discreet storage.

    Now that’s cool. – Evyl

  13. How about the “Bob Marley”?
    Dreadlock the bastards . . .
    ~m

    Hells Yeah. – Evyl

  14. I’m looking at the back hair pics a little too soon after eating dinner.

    My contribution for weight control. – Evyl

  15. When you can actually do something like that with your back hair then you know you have a problem. That is just gross!!!

    Yeppers. – Evyl

  16. Hi Evyl,

    Where in the hell is the Freak Of The Week crap?!? Violent people with a tenuous hold on reality want to know. NOW, damn it!!!! 🙂

    the Grit

    Sorry but I lost that hold. – Evyl

  17. Just checking….I miss you!
    😦
    Im guessing life is doing the same to you as to everyone else…kicking your arse hey???

    Been a rough couple of weeks darlin’ but I’m still hangin in there. – Evyl

  18. Man. I am thinking of quitting my cosmetology classes after seeing this. I think I would faint if someone walked in looking like that.

    And just when I was going to ask you for a quick back trim. – Evyl

  19. Ugh. And I thought my husband had some hair going on.

    I think you just proved that metrosexuals might be on to something.

    Manscaping does have it’s limits. – Evyl

  20. *gag* that mullet guy w/ the hair ALL the fuck over. I nearly puked. I love man hair- but that’s just nasty 😦

    Too much of a good thing huh. – Evyl

  21. For the love of all the is holy, MY EYES!!!!!

    Back hair, no can do. Mullets are at least temporary (well, the hair itself can be changed more easily than back hair, I don’t know about the mentality…) and if nothing else, oddly fascinating in all its varieties. My favourites are the skullet, the femullet, and the camaro.

    My fave is the bald man’s mullet. Stylin’!!! – Evyl

  22. I already have a reverse mohawk, Evyl. . .

    TMI. – Evyl

  23. Dude,
    You definitely deserve an award for finding the freakiest pics around. Those will give me nightmares…and I don’t mean that in a good way. 😆
    Annie

    Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl

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