Fuck You Haiku: Ode To Grasshopper

Some lessons cum hard

Choke your chicken not your neck

Goodbye Grasshopper

21 Responses to “Fuck You Haiku: Ode To Grasshopper”

  1. Snatch the pebble from my…. flatline.

    Poor bastard, he really didn’t know if he was cumming or going.

    Truth. – Evyl

  2. a ball-twisting demise to be sure
    ~m

    Yeppers. – Evyl

  3. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    I heard they are investigating to see if he was actually murdered. poor guy. years of Kung Fu training only to get caught with his pants down like that.

    It was a truly bad ending. – Evyl

  4. Sad he lost his Ying and Yang.

    That’s one way to put it. – Evyl

  5. Even sadder he was found with a rope ’round his wang.

    yep. – Evyl

  6. Boy you have a knack for poetry!

    Thanks dude. – Evyl

  7. Poor grasshopper…although they really are hellions in a garden. So maybe ‘ahha, got what you deserved’??? 🙂
    Annie

    That’s just mean. – Evyl

  8. Die you noisy bastard! Or is that a cricket? Oh well, fuck ’em both!

    Wil Harrison.com

    Works for me. – Evyl

  9. Sad to see him go. In his lifetime, he provided me with good entertainment and even now in his death, well, so far it’s been interesting, huh?

    Damn skippy. – Evyl

  10. Maybe he should have been known as grasshanger instead?

    Ouch!!! – Evyl

  11. here is a link to a comedy show in Australia that was on in the 90’s.
    it makes so much fun out of grasshopper.

    Pretty damn funny. – Evyl

  12. Hi Evyl,

    A good friend of mine
    just dropped dead.
    Something popped
    inside of his head.
    Wish it had been
    someone else instead!

    Excuse me if I’m not really into counting syllables at the moment.
    the Grit

    No prob. – Evyl

  13. Tell me something, Evyl… did Madoff get what he deserved; or is prison too good for him?

    He got off easy in my estimation. Then again some of the administrators of the different organizations that got snookered should have faced something for being greedy dumbasses. – Evyl

  14. You know how they say celebrities die in threes we had Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw one in for free.

    Thought you would enjoy that bro.

    Now thats funny dude. – Evyl

  15. lifeunderacarolinamoon Says:

    I see you are as thought provoking as ever Evyl!

    I do try. – Evyl

  16. butt pinch. ~wicked grin~

    Gotta like that. – Evyl

  17. Good one, Big D! Too bad it’s good for a limited time only.

  18. Hi Evyl,

    Are you dead, or just fucking off? Oh, wait, I’ve got it! You’re in the Witness Protection Program! Well, in that case at least drop us a clue as to your new clandestine blog!

    the Grit

    Actually I am injured at the time. – Evyl

  19. spoken like a true sage…

    That’s me alright. – Evyl

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