About Evyl
Welcome to From Evyl With Love. I am your humble loveable host, Pure Evyl. Before you get started I would like to warn you. I can be foul. I can be opinionated. I say what I want when I want. That is why I am here. Remember to take everything with a grain of salt and a smile and there will be no permanent damage. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Everyone needs a touch of Evyl.
From Evyl With Love 
June 15, 2007 at 10:43 am
Came here to thank you for sticking by me. You know when someone is hurting and just needs that soft pat on the shoulder…that’s what it feels like. Thank you.
November 29, 2007 at 5:38 am
i stuck a link to your webpage on my gaia profile..
😛
don’t know why i did it but i just did!
June 17, 2008 at 9:47 am
I have seen you around so I decided to drop in and check you out! I like what I see so far.. 🙂
June 24, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Very creative and honest…
Thank you. I do try. – Evyl
July 3, 2008 at 7:35 am
i couldn’t find an email addy for you so i’ll send it here 🙂 thought you would enjoy this one as much as I did!
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye.
He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, ‘How much do you charge?’ Hooker replies, ‘It starts at $500 for a hand-job.’
Guy says, ‘$500 dollars?! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!’
The hooker says, ‘Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?’
‘Yes.’
‘Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?’
‘Yes.’
‘And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?’
‘Yes.’
‘Well,’ says the hooker, smiling invitingly, ‘I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.’
Guy says, ‘What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.’
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, ‘I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?’
The hooker replies, ‘$1,500.’
‘I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!’
The hooker replies, ‘Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.’
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, ‘Sign me up.’
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.
He asks the hooker, ‘How much for some pussy?’
The hooker says, ‘Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?’
‘Damn!’ the guy says, in awe, ‘You own the whole city?’
‘No,’ the hooker replies, ‘but I would if I had a pussy.’
Stef, that’s a great joke. I managed to work it into a c&w song that I am working on Rodney Carrington eat your heart out. – Evyl
PS – You can find my e-mail on my correspondance page. And I would dearly love to see your correspondance. 😉
October 25, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Oh my, I spit my tea all over my monitor! Ack! Loved this! I can just picture in my mind the guy scrubbing the hell out of it! lol…;-)
It was a good joke for sure. – Evyl
December 7, 2008 at 10:53 am
here is something for your files
I like that. – Evyl
February 18, 2009 at 5:53 am
you are so loyal…and fucking cool! *muah* Ali
June 2, 2009 at 1:00 am
You wanna blogroll me? I’ll be sure to add you.
http://www.murderfeed.com
I’ll check it out. – Evyl