Archive for the Advertising Category

Get A Little Captain In You

Posted in Advertising, Crazy Fuckers, End Of The World, For The Freaks, On The Net, Popular Culture with tags on September 11, 2008 by Pure Evyl

I was watching television last night and an ad for chemistrydotcom came on. It was two dudes all lovey dovey and holding hands. It seems that this is an on-line dating service for not only male-female couples but for homosexuals as well. Perhaps they should name the homosexual side of the service something that would be a little more indicative of what the service actually does. How about EGay?

 

EGay. You can find a him at EGay.

Commercials That Dont Suck

Posted in Advertising with tags , , , , , on August 22, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Since I always bitch about the artsy fartsy commercials that I fucking hate, I thought that I would flip it around and show a few that I think hit the mark.

What’s In A Name

Posted in Advertising, Advice and Guidance, On The Net, personal thoughts with tags on August 21, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Ambien CR has a new commercial. Of course they don’t tell you that the commercial is for Ambien CR. No the sleeping pill hawkers only show some weird ass commercials with a fucking chicken and direct you to a site called Silence The Chicken dot com. First off, I hate fucking artsy fartsy ass commercials that have absofuckinglutely nothing to do with the product. Secondly, I am not to keen on the moniker of ‘silence the rooster’. Wouldn’t more people be apt to actually go to the site if it was for chokeyourchicken.com?

Afterword: I was going to link to the site but as you can time the loadtime with a damned hourglass, I decided fuck ’em.

Brains and Breasts

Posted in Advertising, personal thoughts, Television with tags on August 19, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Maybe it was a sizzurp induced stupor but I was watching the Olympic coverage and a commercial caught my eye. There on the screen was printed ‘DD Smart’. I instantly thought, ‘Cool. Intelligent large breasted women.’ Then the commercial went on to explain Dunkin Donuts new line up of menu items under 300 calories. Damn that pissed me the fuck off.

First off why in the flying fuck would anyone go to Dunkin Doughnuts for anything healthy. Just eat a damn granola bar and get the fuck out of the way of people going to get real fucking doughnuts. In the second place, Dunkin Donuts can kiss my ass. Tease me with the DD moniker. What a bunch of fucknuts. I hope the damn Better Business Bureau busts their fucking ass on this one.

Excuse Me But WTF

Posted in Advertising, Crazy Fuckers, Twisted Video with tags on July 7, 2008 by Pure Evyl

My first thought after seeing this ad was why in the fuck would a company hire a fucking serial killer to do a damned infomercial? It is not only one of the most annoying commercials that I have ever seen it is just plain wrong.

Smells Like Soul

Posted in Advertising, Life's Questions, personal thoughts, Popular Culture on April 6, 2008 by Pure Evyl

 

I recently saw the Macy’s ad promoting Beyonce’s line of fragrances. In the ad, they spoke of how it smelled like soul. The first thing that came to my mind was did smelling like soul mean smelling like pig’s feet? If so I hope it isn’t the pickled variety, because that has to be one of the foulest smelling edibles that I can imagine. But then again maybe it smells like okra or collard greens. That would be better but still why would you want to walk around smelling that way? They say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach but I have a tough time imagining Beyonce walking around smelling like collard greens and pig’s feet.

 

Finding A Decent MasterCard Spoof About Blowjobs, Priceless

Posted in Advertising, Crazy Fuckers, For The Freaks on March 27, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Find A Local FuckBuddy My Ass

Posted in Advertising, Blog Babble, Bullshit, For The Freaks, Life's Questions, On The Net on March 26, 2008 by Pure Evyl

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In my quest to find great pics for this little blogsite, I come across a great many sites that advertise to find local fuck-buddies. I am sorry but does anyone actually believe this bullshit. There is a town not to far from here that has a population of about 20 and that is counting the dogs as well as the people. Yet invariably these ads feature dozens of hot large breasted young women. Where in the fuck are they hiding these young sluts looking for sex?

 It’s not just young hot sluts, I have seen midget strippers, chicks with dicks, scarified dominatrixes, and every sick disgusting fetish fiend in the book listed on these ads. These folks would stick out in a small rural community like a sore thumb and I have yet to see a single damned one of them.

So fuck off local fuck-buddy people. Until you prove that there is actually a hot young midget dominatrix with three DD tits looking for anal sex in my area kiss my ass.

Still More Fun With Gifs: No Wonder Fast Food Sucks

Posted in Advertising, gifs, Tasteless Toons on March 19, 2008 by Pure Evyl

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