Archive for the Bullshit Category

AWOL

Posted in Blog Babble, Bullshit on July 19, 2009 by Pure Evyl

Just a short word in all-caps to explain my recent absence from the blogosphere with more to follow soon; FUCK!!!

Manscaping Gone Bad

Posted in Advice and Guidance, Bullshit, For The Freaks with tags , on April 23, 2009 by Pure Evyl

I just bought a new nose hair trimmer and figured I would check on-line and see if I could find a new style for nose hair trimming. There really isn’t too much info on the subject but I did find some neat shit.

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Not so super dude

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Is it just me or do you see Jabba The Hut?

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When your mullet blends into your back hair perhaps it’s time to give it up.

I haven’t found any examples but here are a few ideas regarding nose hair styles.

  • The Flat Top – Or would that be a flat bottom?
  • The Nosehawk – Shave the outside and leave the inside long and comb your nose hairs to the center.
  • The Afro – Wouldn’t take a trimmer but where can you find a nose pick?
  • The Dorothy Hamill – Stylish with snow in the nose hairs.

Things That I Wonder About #1,490,351

Posted in Bullshit, For The Freaks, Life's Questions on April 20, 2009 by Pure Evyl

If the seven deadly sins were represented by Care Bears, what color would Lust Bear be? My guess would be purple with a big purple headed stiffie and would have a Motley Crue poster on his belly.

Little Known Easter Traditions

Posted in Bullshit, Holidays with tags on April 11, 2009 by Pure Evyl

Today while out and about, I came across a parking lot to a local church that was filled with motorcycles. I had heard of most of the religous traditions leading up to Easter Sunday. Days such as Fat Tuesday, Ash Wednesday, and Good Friday but I had never heard of Biker Saturday. I wonder what kind of new traditions they will pick for Monday and Thursday?

That’s What Forever’s For

Posted in Beer, Bullshit, In The News, personal thoughts with tags on February 10, 2009 by Pure Evyl

I read that the cost of US postage stamps are going up two cents in May. But ‘Forever’ stamps can be bought for the current 42 cents until the price hike takes effect. ‘Forever’ stamps costing 42 cents are valid until one runs out of the damned things.

To tell the truth, I don’t use snail mail enough to have a reason to jump up and down over ‘Forever’ stamps. But if they ever sell ‘Forever’ vouchers for Tequila, smokes, beer, beef jerkey, and lap dances, I will be doing one hell of a happy dance.

Going Indigenous

Posted in Bullshit, For The Freaks, personal thoughts with tags on February 7, 2009 by Pure Evyl

It seems that quite often this week for one reason or another I found myself watching some documentary programs about some tribe or another in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. Perhaps it was the saggy native titties flopping around, I really couldn’t say.

One thing that did get me thinking was the warning that came up on these programs. ‘Warning: For Mature audiences. This program contains indigenous nudity.’ I started wondering if big saggy titties flopping around is indigenous nudity in bum-fuck nowhere, would big fake boobs be the indigenous nudity of L.A., would dudes flouncing around in assless chaps be the indigenous nudity of San Francisco, and would college co-eds flashing tits for beads be the indigenous nudity of New Orleans? If so I am looking forward to some more of these indigenous nudity shows. Except I will have to turn it when the assless chap show comes on. I have seen the previews and it ain’t pretty.

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Just Sayin’: Road Rage

Posted in Advice and Guidance, Bullshit, Crazy Fuckers, personal thoughts with tags on February 4, 2009 by Pure Evyl

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I’m not admitting to severe Road Rage but I think that it would be a good idea to adopt the English way of putting the steering wheel on the right side of the car here in America¬† instead of the left side. It would make it so much more convenient to lean out the window and shoot some fucktard, that so richly deserved it, in the face with a pistol, bazooka, or weapon of choice for right handed drivers like myself. I’m just sayin’ that it would make it a lot safer than contorting your body to get a decent shot.