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Ya Know

Posted in Advice and Guidance, For The Freaks, love and marraige, personal thoughts with tags on July 29, 2009 by Pure Evyl

Ya know it is fucking hot when you bang your old lady on your side of the bed just so that you can have a cool wet place to sleep.

Manscaping Gone Bad

Posted in Advice and Guidance, Bullshit, For The Freaks with tags , on April 23, 2009 by Pure Evyl

I just bought a new nose hair trimmer and figured I would check on-line and see if I could find a new style for nose hair trimming. There really isn’t too much info on the subject but I did find some neat shit.


Not so super dude


Is it just me or do you see Jabba The Hut?


When your mullet blends into your back hair perhaps it’s time to give it up.

I haven’t found any examples but here are a few ideas regarding nose hair styles.

  • The Flat Top – Or would that be a flat bottom?
  • The Nosehawk – Shave the outside and leave the inside long and comb your nose hairs to the center.
  • The Afro – Wouldn’t take a trimmer but where can you find a nose pick?
  • The Dorothy Hamill – Stylish with snow in the nose hairs.

Things That I Wonder About #1,490,351

Posted in Bullshit, For The Freaks, Life's Questions on April 20, 2009 by Pure Evyl

If the seven deadly sins were represented by Care Bears, what color would Lust Bear be? My guess would be purple with a big purple headed stiffie and would have a Motley Crue poster on his belly.

Yabba Dabba Doo

Posted in Advertising, Crazy Fuckers, For The Freaks, Medical on April 6, 2009 by Pure Evyl

I saw a commercial recently for Flintstone Gummy Vitamins. It seems that they contain Choline which is a nutrient found in breast milk. I started laughing my ass off. My wife gave me one of her patented, ‘What the fuck is it now’, looks. I explained to her that it made me think of that old gum ‘Squirt’; that was the gum that had a liquid center that oozed out when you bit into it. I could picture in my mind some crumb-cruncher biting into a Flintstone Gummy Vitamin as breast milk exploded into their mouth. I also believe that if an actual breast milk filled vitamin came onto the market, pervs the world over would be a lot healthier.

More Fun With LOL Boobs

Posted in For The Freaks, Fun and Games, Happiness, LOL's with tags on February 15, 2009 by Pure Evyl




Evyl Trivia: Pornstache Trivia

Posted in For The Freaks, Fun and Games with tags on February 12, 2009 by Pure Evyl

For shits and giggles, here are a few trivia questions concerning a topic that should be fun for all.

1. I have a deep pornstache. I was most famous for being Johnny Wadd until a little trouble in Wonderland. I am _____.

2. I have a surreal pornstache and I’m known for my gushing performances. I am _____.

3. I have arguably the most famous pornstache ever you might even say it is the longest yard.  I am _____.

4. My pornstache has island flavor. Although I shaved it off for a friend. I am _____.

5. I have an animated pornstache and I will never be caught by a do-right. I am _____.

Freak Of The Week: Lick Up That Freak

Posted in For The Freaks, Fun and Games, LOL's with tags on February 9, 2009 by Pure Evyl

After many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, whoops wrong post. After a serious debate over the many great entries, the Freak Finding Panel of Judges finally chose this Week’s Freak of the Week. Here is the winning entry.

*sigh* I’ll be SO glad when he can tell the difference between a pit and a clit

*sigh* I’ll be SO glad when he can tell the difference between a pit and a clit

Congratulations Anonymum. You are this weeks Freak of the Week. I always knew that you have had it in you. Hopefully everyone will go and celebrate your well deserved victory and don’t forget my ode on the Freak of the Week page.

Thanks once again to everyone for their great entries. And remember the most important thing. You are all winning freaks in my eyes.