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Freak Of The Week Winner: The Aditional Freak

Posted in Advertising, For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games with tags on January 26, 2009 by Pure Evyl

The time has come to crown the Newest Freak of the Week. This week was particularly tough for the Freak Finding Panel of Judges but in the end there could be only one.  Here is this weeks winning entry.

Lots Of Love.com - “It wont matter that you have a small dick”

Lots Of Love.com - “It wont matter that you have a small dick”

Congratulations Java Queen for your winning entry. You are truly deserving. And a special thanks to everyone for playing along. Remember you are all winning freaks in my eyes.

Now what are you waiting for? Go and congratulate Java Queen for her great entry and don’t forget to check out my ode to the winner on the Freak of the Week page.

A special shout out to The Grit. One of the Judges wished to give you a special acknowledgement for your entry of, “When the loving is over, it doubles as a walk in closet.” We are still trying to get this judge from going into fits of uncontrollable giggling.

Freak Of The Week Winner: Meet Me With Your Beer Goggles On

Posted in For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games on January 19, 2009 by Pure Evyl

Once again The Freak Finding Panel of Judges had one motherfuckin’ hellacious time deciding on a winner. There were so many great entries and although many had winning parts to the entry, One entry reigned supreme. Here are the winning captions for each pic. And the winning Freak with the best overall entry will be crowned at the end.

Picture 1 – Murder Of Ravens

Jimmy is about to learn the hard way what it means to be someone’s bitch.

Jimmy is about to learn the hard way what it means to be someone’s bitch.

Picture 2 – Dok Holocaust

while Sally was mildly surprised to see that someone else had worn the same gown to the dinner party, she was greatly relieved to discover that they were forty years her senior.

while Sally was mildly surprised to see that someone else had worn the same gown to the dinner party, she was greatly relieved to discover that they were forty years her senior.

Picture 3 – Michael

“Shit my pants, tossed my cookies, suction-cupped my nasty beaver to the floor. My work is done here. Honey? Bring me the shoehorn . . . ”

“Shit my pants, tossed my cookies, suction-cupped my nasty beaver to the floor. My work is done here. Honey? Bring me the shoehorn . . . ”

And the drumroll please, the overall winner and this weeks Freak Of The Week…….Michael from Smoke and Mirrors. Michael has been a loyal Freak of the Week contestant. From the outset, he has been in the thick of the battle and this week, he finally he claimed victory.

My thanks to everyone that entered this week’s contest and a special hat’s off to Smith and Dok for their great entries but in the end there can be only one. Don’t forget to check my little ode to this weeks winner on the Freak of the Week page and please go and congratulate Michael on his long awaited victory.  And remember most importantly of all, you are all winning freaks in my eyes.

Freak Of The Week Winner: Fucked Up That Meme

Posted in For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games with tags on January 12, 2009 by Pure Evyl

As always the Freak Finding Panel of Judges had one hell of a tough time picking the Freakiest Freak Of The Week. But in the end, the decision was made due to the entire panel’s wanting to see Keanu Reeves stabbed with a spork. Yes the Freak left standing was the lovely and talented MJ. Congrats MJ for your great entry. And whomp here it is.

Ronald Reagan’s corpse – because that would be awesome.
Keanu Reeves – because he’s a horrible actor, and I want to poke him to death with a spork. Then maybe he would show some emotion…
Harrison Ford – because I want to make sweet, sweet love to that hot, old man.

Musical guest:
The Dropkick Murphys, singing “Kiss Me, I’m Shit-faced”

Hopefully everyone can go and congratulate MJ at Note to Self on being this weeks Winning Freak. And while you are at it, you can catch my ode to the winner at the Freak of the Week page.

My thanks go out to all the entrants of this weeks contest and remember you are all winning freaks in my eyes. Better luck next week to one and all.

The Balls Have Dropped

Posted in Freaks and Friends, Holidays with tags on January 1, 2009 by Pure Evyl

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Hells Yeah 2008 is fuckin’ history! Here’s to a Freaky ’09.

Freak Of The Week Winner: The Down Home Holiday Freak

Posted in For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games, love and marraige with tags on December 22, 2008 by Pure Evyl

This week a truly unprecedented thing happened. The Freak Finding Panel of Judges was held hostage. Yes, my wife held the judges hostage and demanded certain concessions. One was that she be named Freak of the Week. The others, I will not get into here. Suffice it to say that both my pride and injuries will heal. Here is her winning entry.

Re-gifting again? Couldn't you just get me a gift card?

Re-gifting again? Couldn't you just get me a gift card?

You can head over to the Freak of the Week page to offer Mrs. Evyl congratulations and thanks once again to each and every one of you that entered my little contest this year. If you didn’t win this time around better luck next year and remember that you’re all winning freaks in my eyes.

Freak Of The Week: The Down Home Holiday Freak

Posted in Blog Babble, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games with tags on December 18, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Yes my dear freaks and friends, it’s that time once again. It’s time for the freakish cream of the crop to rise to the top. And since the Freak of the Week contest will take a week off next Thursday for Christmas. This weeks freak will reign supreme for the rest of the year. So your assignment should you choose to accept it, caption the pic below. The caption that the Freak Finding Panel of Judges find the freakiest will find blogfame and glory beyond their fondest wishes. Good luck and may the freakiest freak win.

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Freak Of The Week Winner: Feeding Santa Right

Posted in For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games, Holidays with tags on December 15, 2008 by Pure Evyl

It seems that every week it’s a tougher and tougher task for the Freak Finding Panel of Judges. There were a lot of great entries but in the end there can be only one winner. This week riding in on cat eyed goggles is Wayne John, this weeks Freak Of The Week. Congrats Wayne John and here is the winning entry.

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For a Santa looking like that, I’d leave out a bondage horse, a full array of dildos, oils and lubes, 9 fine maidens, 8 filthy whores, 7 slutty tramps, 6 bitches boinking, 5 Golden Rains! 4 titties touching, 3 french hens, 2 aspirin, and a penis in case his don’t work.

Hopefully everyone can go over and wish Wayne John congratulations on a well deserved victory and don’t forget to visit the Freak of the Week pagefor my little ode to the winners freakishness.