Archive for the Fun and Games Category

Some Folks Just Don’t Get It.

Posted in Fun and Games, Life's Questions, On the Job, personal thoughts with tags on June 11, 2009 by Pure Evyl

Today, a female co-worker, who has an intense love of cats but not a firm grasp of humor, told me that she had some kittens to give away and if I liked cats. I told her that a generally don’t like cats. The meat is a little too lean and has a tendency to be dry. She gave me a horrified look and skedaddled into the sunset.

I didn’t even get the chance to tell her that although this is generally true, if you prep it right and get it to just the right temperature, pussy is some mighty tasty eating. But then again I might have got into some real trouble over that line.

More Fun With LOL Boobs

Posted in For The Freaks, Fun and Games, Happiness, LOL's with tags on February 15, 2009 by Pure Evyl

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Evyl Trivia: Pornstache Trivia

Posted in For The Freaks, Fun and Games with tags on February 12, 2009 by Pure Evyl

For shits and giggles, here are a few trivia questions concerning a topic that should be fun for all.

1. I have a deep pornstache. I was most famous for being Johnny Wadd until a little trouble in Wonderland. I am _____.

2. I have a surreal pornstache and I’m known for my gushing performances. I am _____.

3. I have arguably the most famous pornstache ever you might even say it is the longest yard.  I am _____.

4. My pornstache has island flavor. Although I shaved it off for a friend. I am _____.

5. I have an animated pornstache and I will never be caught by a do-right. I am _____.

Freak Of The Week: Lick Up That Freak

Posted in For The Freaks, Fun and Games, LOL's with tags on February 9, 2009 by Pure Evyl

After many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, whoops wrong post. After a serious debate over the many great entries, the Freak Finding Panel of Judges finally chose this Week’s Freak of the Week. Here is the winning entry.

*sigh* I’ll be SO glad when he can tell the difference between a pit and a clit

*sigh* I’ll be SO glad when he can tell the difference between a pit and a clit

Congratulations Anonymum. You are this weeks Freak of the Week. I always knew that you have had it in you. Hopefully everyone will go and celebrate your well deserved victory and don’t forget my ode on the Freak of the Week page.

Thanks once again to everyone for their great entries. And remember the most important thing. You are all winning freaks in my eyes.

Fuckin’ Up A Meme: Five Questions

Posted in Blog Babble, Evyl's Friends, Fucking Tags, Fun and Games, personal thoughts with tags on February 8, 2009 by Pure Evyl

I have consented to be interviewed by the lovely and talented Anja. As this is a meme, I will list the rules (like I ever fucking follow them) and then on to answer my five little questions.

The rules for anyone else who wants to be interviewed:
1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.” (you don’t have to be interviewed if you want to comment)
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. (I get to pick the questions).
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Anja: You’re away on your annual fishing trip with your buddies and you see something caught in weeds. It’s the body of a young girl who has been dead for at least a week. Would you report it immediately? Or would you report the find when you head back in a couple of days?

Evyl: In the modern day, everyone has a cell phone. I would call it in. I would also ask the police officer to let me know the date of the funeral. Perhaps she had a hot older sister or her mother was a MILF and they would be willing to show a little appreciation for my help at bringing closure to their personal tragedy.

Anja: You’re sitting in a diner and the hottest woman on earth sits next to you. She smiles and asks you to follow her to a motel room. It is also your wedding anniversary and your wife will fillet you if you’re late. What do you do?

Evyl: Drew Barrymore is on my list. My wife would understand. It would mean a hit to my pocketbook on jewelry but eventually I could skate by on  this one.

Anja: She’s almost legal age. She’s taking off her top and grabs your hand. What do you do?

Evyl: I work as a Correctional Officer. I see what happens to pedaphiles in prison. There is no way I am going to take a lifetime of getting it up the ass for one night of almost legal sex.

Anja: Your wife promises you a weekend of mind blowing sex, but your buddies have tickets to the sporting event of your choice in corporate seats with free beer. What do you do?

Evyl: It’s according to who my wife has lined up for me to have mind blowing sex with. 😉

Anja: And just for my own curiosity, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

Evyl: As if I can remember that far back. But seriously, I was a late bloomer and was sixteen. I have been a slut ever since.

Freak Of The Week: Freaky Licker

Posted in For The Freaks, Fun and Games with tags on February 5, 2009 by Pure Evyl

I can’t believe it is already that time again. Damn, how time flies when you are having fun but yes my good freaks and friends it is once again time for the contest that has everyone buzzing. It’s time to choose the Freak of the Week!!! Just beat the caption for the pic below and if your caption is chosen by the Award Winning Freak Finding Panel of Judges then blog fame is yours for the taking. Good luck and may the freakiest freak win.

Okay, this is the last time that I date a guy that says that he is a 'cat person'.

Okay, this is the last time that I date a guy that says that he is a 'cat person'.

Evyl Philosiphizin’: To Fuck Or To Get Fucked

Posted in For The Freaks, Fun and Games, Life's Questions, personal thoughts with tags on February 3, 2009 by Pure Evyl

I believe that everyone fits into three main categories of personality. Those who love to fuck, those that love to get fucked, and those that just don’t give a fuck about a fuck. As for me, I am a fucker. I’m not saying that I don’t enjoy just laying back and taking it like a man on occasion. But when it comes right down to the nut cuttin’, I like to be the one whippin’ and spurrin’.

As a little bit of unscientific bullshittery research, here are a couple of polls. One for the dudes and one for the darlin’s. Vote early and vote often because inquiring minds want to know.