Archive for the Haikus Category

Fuck You Haiku: Ode To Grasshopper

Posted in Crazy Fuckers, famous people, Haikus, In The News, Tasteless Poetry with tags on June 13, 2009 by Pure Evyl

Some lessons cum hard

Choke your chicken not your neck

Goodbye Grasshopper

Fuck You Haiku: Fuck Your Dog

Posted in Haikus, Happiness, Tasteless Poetry with tags on May 7, 2009 by Pure Evyl

Fuck Your Dog

(The Bicyclist’s Revenge)

cycling down the street

your yapping piece of shit dog

eats my billy club

Tasteless Poetry: Episode XXII

Posted in Haikus, Happiness, Holidays, Tasteless Poetry with tags on November 8, 2008 by Pure Evyl

I thought that I would jumpstart the Thanksgiving blogging season with a little Thanksgiving Fuck You Haiku.

I’ll Take Mine With Gravy

A Dominatrix

At the Thanksgiving’s Day Feast

Spanking my giblets.

Tasteless Poetry: Episode XIX

Posted in Bullshit, For The Freaks, Fun and Games, Haikus, Tasteless Poetry with tags , on October 16, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Thanks to everyone who voted on the poll. Now for the winner of the Fuck You Haiku Poll: Rainbow Brite

Rainbow Brite

child star’s fall from grace

lesbian porno she makes

cum taste the rainbow

Tasteless Poetry: Episode XV

Posted in For The Freaks, Haikus, Tasteless Poetry with tags on September 1, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Fuck You Haiku’s

The Hair Apparent

damnit the horror

hairy man in assless chaps

gay pride not so proud


more than muffintop

you let it all hang way out

exploding biscuits

The Last Fuck You Haiku

Posted in For The Freaks, Haikus, sex terms, Tasteless Poetry with tags on May 19, 2008 by Pure Evyl


Ultimate Sharing

You do me and I’ll do you.

Queef in my face, babe.

Fuck You Haiku: Sixty-Eight

Posted in Haikus with tags on May 12, 2008 by Pure Evyl

She Comes

Quietly she comes

Electric motor humming.

Smiling Scooter Girl