Archive for the Proverbs and Quotes Category

Famous Asshole Quotes:The Presidency

Posted in In The News, Proverbs and Quotes, The End Of The World with tags on November 4, 2008 by Pure Evyl

USA ELECTIONS OBAMA 

Son, in politics you’ve got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad. – Lyndon Baines Johnson.

And then turn back into chickenshit even quicker. – Pure Evyl

It’s Not Unusual

Posted in On The Net, Proverbs and Quotes, Spirituality with tags , on September 1, 2008 by Pure Evyl

“Patience is one of the characteristics of monastic life, but even the patience of the brothers was being tested by our slow Internet.”

Father Daniel Van Santvoort, Cistercian monk, on his Welsh island community’s decision to get broadband

I came across this quote the other day and was amazed that even monks are getting a little antsy in todays fast paced internet age. Perhaps they were looking for available Nuns in their area. It’s either that or dial up is just too damn slow to load up those Tom Jones vids on YouTube.

Famous Asshole Quotes: Yes That Is A Gun In My Pocket

Posted in Advice and Guidance, For The Freaks, Proverbs and Quotes with tags on August 6, 2008 by Pure Evyl

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. – Al Capone

You can go all the way to the top of blogsearch lists with a smile, a semi-automatic rifle, and gratuitous nudity in the same post. – Pure Evyl

Quotable Quote: Or Monday Morning Filler

Posted in Fun and Games, Proverbs and Quotes with tags on June 16, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Everywhere is within walking distance. If you have the time. – Steven Wright

Famous Asshole Quotes: Buick’s

Posted in Bullshit, Crazy Fuckers, gifs, Proverbs and Quotes on June 8, 2008 by Pure Evyl

I may be getting old but I ain’t Buick old. – Pure Evyl (While carshopping with Bride of Evyl)

Famous Asshole Quote: Thanks To All

Posted in Evyl's Friends, gifs, Proverbs and Quotes, Thanks with tags , , , , on May 9, 2008 by Pure Evyl

To my shock and surprise, I have reached 100k in hits. I cannot fathom how I could reach such a number. Perhaps, it is due to my unflinching belief as told in today’s famous asshole quote.

My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right. – Dan Quayle

Those are definitely words that I live by each and every post. So for all of you that come here to see me do the wrong thing and especially to each and every person on my blogroll. I only have two words.

Famous Asshole Quote: Is It Destiny or The End Of The World?

Posted in End Of The World, famous people, In The News, Proverbs and Quotes, Social and Politics with tags on May 7, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Men do not shape destiny, Destiny produces the man for the hour. – Fidel Castro

Famous Asshole Quotes: Politics

Posted in famous people, personal thoughts, Proverbs and Quotes with tags on April 27, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Okay, before you read the quote, cut out a picture of the politician of your choice and stick it over the black box. It doesn’t matter which politician you pick. They are all fucking idiots or they wouldn’t be damned politicians.

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. – Napoleon Bonaparte

A Pic To Prove The Point

Posted in For The Freaks, Old Adages, Proverbs and Quotes, Tasteless Toons on April 4, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Good Ol\' Big Un

Once long ago, an old man in a very gravelly whiskey soaked tobacco infused voice gave to me a few words of wisdom. His sage words were branded into my psyche. Recently I came across this picture that proves his adage, ‘Big woman, big pussy. Little woman, all pussy.’