Archive for the sports stuff Category

Give Me Some Leftovers

Posted in Crazy Fuckers, famous people, In The News, On The Net, personal thoughts, Popular Culture, sports stuff with tags , , on December 6, 2008 by Pure Evyl
Leftovers Don't Look Like That In My Fridge.

Leftovers Don't Look Like That In My Fridge.

It seems that Sean Avery of the NHL has been suspended over a comment made about his ex Elisha Cuthbert. I guess that he’s pissed that she dumped him for another hockey player.

And really who could blame him. Elisha’s portrayal of Danielle in ‘The Girl Next Door’ certainly made me wish that a porn-star would move in and be my neighbor. Hell, I would have walked around singing Mr. Rogers theme song all fucking day if she moved next door.

I am glad however that real jobs aren’t like playing in a professional sports league. If I were suspended every time that I disparaged an ex-girlfriend, I wouldn’t have got in a full weeks work until I was in my early 30’s.

Here is the quote of what he said, “I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada,” Avery said. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.”

Damn, I don’t know but that sounds really tame to me. I can think of many things that he could have said more disparaging about an ex-girlfriend and/or her new boyfriend. Such as:

  • I’d like to ask him how my dick tastes every time he kisses her.
  • They have a lot in common. Her pussy is like wet toilet paper. When it gets wet it just falls apart. And he’s an asswipe.
  • They should get along great. They both suck hard.

If he ever feels like spouting off he should use a similar line. If you are going to get suspended for something, you should really make it worth your while.

For the full story click here.

Freak Of The Week: Futball Freak

Posted in Fun and Games, sports stuff with tags on November 6, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Yes my good freaks and friends, it is once again time to put the most lusted after prize in the entire blogosphere up for grabs. Do you long for blog stardom, do you wish to see the outpouring of slobbering fans, do you have what it takes to be The Freak Of The Week? If you do, then here is your assignment if you chose to accept it. This week is a little beat the caption contest. The freakiest caption to this weeks pic will be crowned the Freak of the Week and all the fame and glory that comes with the title. Enough of the bullshit on with the contest.

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Refs Cry Foul When Soccer Great Wan Gay Dong Violates The ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Policy.’

Good luck to all and may the freakiest freak win!!!

Shock And Awe

Posted in Crazy Fuckers, sports stuff with tags , on November 2, 2008 by Pure Evyl
Two In The Pink - One In The Stink
Two In The Pink – One In The Stink

It finally happened. After years of seeing my beloved Red Raiders, reach the pinnacle of respect and then so many times watching them implode, they would not choke this time. Last night they bitchslapped the hated # 1 ranked ‘Horns. The fans voted ‘Most Vulgar Fans in the NCAA’ were finally satisfied on national television. ESPN’s Gameday was in Lubbock and the vulgar fans made their presence known. Some great fan held up a Shocker sign and it was aired. During the game, after a chickenshit block in the back, the ‘Horn loving fucking refs picked up the flag after a Longhorn touchdown and the crowd chanted, ‘Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit.’ There was no way to bleep that out.

The road ahead is tough with next week the Oklahoma State Cowboys ranked # 9 in the nation coming to town and then a trip to Norman, Oklahoma to take on the #4 ranked Sooners. But if Graham Harrell and company can keep their heads out of their asses then I have no doubt that we are looking at a Heisman and a National Championship.

 

Get Your Guns Up Motherfuckers!!!

Porno That Should Be

Posted in Bullshit, For The Freaks, personal thoughts, sports stuff with tags on September 15, 2008 by Pure Evyl

I was sitting around bullshitting the wife during football. (It was during a commercial break so that’s allowed.) When somehow the topic of Mini-Me’s porno came up. She stated that no-one would want to see that. I told her that I had seen a clip from it. When she asked me why I wanted to watch that, I just gave her one of those looks. She then realized how goofy that question really was.

It got me to thinking about porno’s that really should be made. I think that this couple would make one hell of an unforgettable pornographic video.

Talk about fucking until your eyes bugged out.

Really Going For The Gold

Posted in Bullshit, Evyl's Friends, For The Freaks, sports stuff with tags on August 24, 2008 by Pure Evyl

The Olympics are nearly done and so far I just haven’t been swept up by the Olympic fever. Frankly, I don’t find the Summer Olympic Sports all that exciting. Perhaps if there was Female Nude Arm Wrestling, I might be a little more enthused. Thanks to an e-mail from Gerry at Dawg Bytes, I found some games that are a bit more to my tastes.

Click here for video highlights from The Trojan Games.

Putting The OMG In The Olympics

Posted in For The Freaks, Life's Questions, sports stuff with tags on August 14, 2008 by Pure Evyl

With all this talk of China’s cheating by using 13 and 14 year old girls disguised as 16 year olds, I am wondering. Are all those pervs that slobber over these junior bendy chicks having even greater self loathing now that it isn’t nearly legal girls but really young girls?

Blowin’ In The Wind

Posted in Flatulance, Fun and Games, In The News, sports stuff, The End Of The World with tags on July 29, 2008 by Pure Evyl

The NBA has earmarked six names for a new NBA team in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. The six names that they have registered include: Barons, Bison, Energy, Marshall’s, Thunder, and Wind. Personally I think that they should combine two of the names, Thunder and Wind, and create a new name. The Oklahoma City Flatulence. Because the news that Oklahoma City will have it’s own NBA team is just that to me; an ill wind that precedes a big fucking turd.

Look Ma No Hands

Posted in For The Freaks, Fun and Games, Happiness, Love, sports stuff, Twisted Video with tags , on July 22, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Can You Smell What Evyl’s Cooking?

Posted in Popular Culture, sports stuff on August 30, 2007 by Pure Evyl

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When Major League Baseball and the National Football League ban steroid use, the fans and the public at large cheered. What will happen now that WWE has now banned steroid use and has now suspended 10 wrestlers for violation of their wellness policy. Will the public root for the smaller less muscular wrestlers, or will it take a bite off of their dwindling pie?

My solution to them would be to hire more Sumo Wrestlers. Big tubby guys with big saggy moobs and acres of butt cheeks peeking out of a thong-like diaper should be just the ticket to appease the trailerbilly masses.

Another solution is to put marketing emphasis on midget wrestling. Now that shit is fucking entertainment friends and neighbors. I would combine the two and have Sumo v. Midget Wrestling. One big fat dude taking on about twenty cankle biting bastards would make for some must see TV.

Hopefully the Chairman will catch wind of these ideas and make me a freakin’ manager. I would love to manage a group of female midget wrestlers. I have already picked out a great name for a tag team championship duo. They would be donned in goth dominatrix garb and be called, The Scary Fairys. That name would also work for a tag team of Gay Sumo’s.

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