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Now That’s Fucking Lazy

Posted in Advertising, Rants, The End Of The World with tags on April 14, 2009 by Pure Evyl

I recently saw a commercial advertising a text service. All a person had to do was text a question and the service would answer it for 99 cents. I suppose this is a service for assholes that are too fucking lazy to Google for themselves or some fucking Cliff Clavin type of asshole that just has to have the right Jeopardy answer while spouting bullshit at the corner of the bar. Either way an asshole and his money are soon parted.

WTF News

Posted in Bullshit, Crazy Fuckers, From Blogs, Fun and Games, In The News, On The Net, personal thoughts, Popular Culture, Social and Politics, The End Of The World with tags , , on December 28, 2008 by Pure Evyl

I was reading where Madonna has been swapping spit with a 20 year old Brazilian model by the name of Jesus. Well at least he is young enough to be her son. Can’t say much about any other comparisons because just singing like a virgin ain’t gonna cut it.

Like A Prayer? More Like A Runaway Cougar.

Like A Prayer? More Like A Runaway Cougar.

I’ve noticed that President Elect Obama’s shirtless Hawaii pics are all over the freakin’ web. I have seen the headlines read everything from ‘Whoa Bama’, to ‘The Most Buff President Ever.’ I just don’t know if I want a President known for being the most buff President ever. I’d rather have one known for being competent.  But after looking at the pic, I couldn’t help but notice why all the female voters have been oohing and aahing. Presidential Mooseknuckle; Now there’s an election technique that you don’t see everyday.

Presidential Mooseknuckle

Presidential Mooseknuckle

All in all these stories left me disgusted but then I came across some entertainment news to put a smile on my face. It seems that Ashley Simpson’s babydaddy is giving reviews on the taste of her breast milk.

I Am So Glad That I Am Not Lactose Intolerant

I Am So Glad That I Am Not Lactose Intolerant

Famous Asshole Quotes: Brother Can You Spare A Dime?

Posted in Crazy Fuckers, In The News, personal thoughts, Social and Politics, The End Of The World with tags on December 7, 2008 by Pure Evyl
Greed Is Good?

Greed Is Good?

From the movie ‘Wall Street’

Bud: How much is enough?
Gekko: It’s not a question of enough, pal. It’s a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn’t lost or made, it’s simply transferred from one perception to another.

Thank You Britney Spear’s Vagina

Posted in Blog Babble, Evyl's Friends, Freaks and Friends, Life's Questions, On The Net, Thanks, The End Of The World with tags , on November 12, 2008 by Pure Evyl

I cannot fucking believe it. It seems like only yesterday when I published a post thanking everyone for my great fortune in receiving 100, 000 hits on ‘From Evyl With Love.’ It seems that it has taken a lot less time to reach the milestone of 200,000 hits. I sit back and reflect on how this could have happened. Is it the fact that the on-line blogging community has found that my wit, charm, and comedic skills finally warrent a greater view? Has my sheer blogwhore ability’s reached a zenith? No, I have one thing to thank for my recent gaudy view hits: Britney Spear’s Vagina. It seems that over the past month, my post on The Wonderful World of Disney featuring Britney Spear’s Vagina has become a hit bonanza garnishing anywhere from 400 to 500 hits a day.

It is strange to owe so much to a vagina that I have neither fucked nor been birthed from. So I suppose that I should not only thank Britney Spear’s vagina but all vaginas. So I give thanks to everyone that has a vagina and to everyone that loves vagina’s.

So thank you one and all. My thanks to all the lurkers who show up everyday unannounced but not unappreciated, to all the commenters who make my comment section the freakiest comment section that I could hope for, to all the contestants on The Freak Of The Week Contest, and to everyone on my blogroll. And a special thanks to Britney Spear’s Vagina. I couldn’t do it without y’all.

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Famous Asshole Quotes:The Presidency

Posted in In The News, Proverbs and Quotes, The End Of The World with tags on November 4, 2008 by Pure Evyl

USA ELECTIONS OBAMA 

Son, in politics you’ve got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad. – Lyndon Baines Johnson.

And then turn back into chickenshit even quicker. – Pure Evyl

Some Evyl Weekend Tuneage

Posted in The End Of The World, Theme Music with tags on September 6, 2008 by Pure Evyl

The best line for me is, ‘And when I punch you, I feel happy inside.’ That is sheer fucking poetic genius.

Blowin’ In The Wind

Posted in Flatulance, Fun and Games, In The News, sports stuff, The End Of The World with tags on July 29, 2008 by Pure Evyl

The NBA has earmarked six names for a new NBA team in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. The six names that they have registered include: Barons, Bison, Energy, Marshall’s, Thunder, and Wind. Personally I think that they should combine two of the names, Thunder and Wind, and create a new name. The Oklahoma City Flatulence. Because the news that Oklahoma City will have it’s own NBA team is just that to me; an ill wind that precedes a big fucking turd.