Archive for the Twisted Video Category

Merry Metal Christmas

Posted in Fun and Games, Holidays, Theme Music, Twisted Video with tags on December 20, 2008 by Pure Evyl

When it comes to Christmas music, it’s hard to beat the standards.

Give Me My Vitamins

Posted in Advertising, Happiness, personal thoughts, Twisted Video with tags , , on December 10, 2008 by Pure Evyl

I feel young again just watching this commercial.

It’s Hard To Disagree

Posted in Crazy Fuckers, Flatulance, Theme Music, Twisted Video with tags on December 2, 2008 by Pure Evyl

I found a vid on youtube that was labeled the Worst Metal Video EVER. After watching it, I find it hard to disagree with the poster of this video. But the tune is snappy in a sick sort of way.

Fuckin’ Up A Meme: 7 More Things

Posted in Blog Babble, Evyl's Friends, Freaks and Friends, Fucking Tags, Fun and Games, On The Net, personal thoughts, superheroes, Television, Theme Music, Twisted Video with tags , , , , , , on November 30, 2008 by Pure Evyl

One of my newest blogmigos, Wayne John, has tagged  me with the ‘7 Things That You Didn’t Know About Me’ meme. Although I have done this one twice, talking about me is one of my favorite subjects so I can’t resist this one.

  1. My favorite cheese comes in a can. Nacho Cheese is liquid cheese food gold. Without Nacho Cheese, nachos are just a bunch of shit stuck on top of chips. With Nacho Cheese, it is a Tex-Mex delicacy of mythic proportion.
  2. I believe that the theme song to ‘True Blood’ has surpassed the theme song to ‘The Love Boat’ as the greatest television theme song of all time.
  3. When nothing else will relax me, I play The Legend Of Johnny Cash and play Spider Solitaire. After the third song, ‘Folsom Prison Blues’ is over, I am completely relaxed and Spider Solitaire is my bitch.
  4. The first blog that I visit in the day is the Bug Eyed Blog in order to try my hand at Earl’s daily trivia quiz. I’m not a world beater at it but I don’t do to shabby either.
  5. I am one of the few people in the blogosphere that isn’t a writer or thinks they are a writer. When I head to my room to get on the computer, I tell my wife that I am going to fuck off. And that is exactly what the fuck I am doing. And damn ain’t it fun.
  6. I believe that Alex Winter carried Keanu Reeves in ‘Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure’ and find it a shame that he hasn’t had a bigger career.
  7. I have the ability to say the craziest damn shit with a completely straight face. People never really know if I am kidding or serious. It can make for great entertainment.

Educational Sunday Tuneage: Where’s The Baby Daddy?

Posted in Crazy Fuckers, For The Freaks, On The Net, Popular Culture, Twisted Video with tags , on November 23, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Yeah, I know that it’s wrong but ya gotta luv it.

Ain’t Got Shit

Posted in Bullshit, Evyl's Friends, For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Tasteless Poetry, Theme Music, Twisted Video with tags , , on November 19, 2008 by Pure Evyl

I tried to write a tasteless poem for today but all that I could come up with was this:

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Shove my cock in Jamie Lynn Sigler

Deep down her throat to tickle her giggler.

I know that is for shit but it’s hard to think of anything with this video running through my head.

Oh well fuck it. I have a guest post coming up for Writer Chick, some guest picks for Phats, and the Freak of the Week contest coming up. Hopefully that damn song will get out of my head soon and I can post some of my usual fucked up shit.

Beers and Bikinis

Posted in Advertising, Bullshit, Flatulance, For The Freaks, personal thoughts, Twisted Video with tags , , on November 12, 2008 by Pure Evyl
Push It. Push It Real Good

Push It. Push It Real Good

Beer and Bikini’s are two things that go together like peas and carrots but beware sometimes you might get too much of a good thing.