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Tasteless Poetry: Episode XXIII

Posted in Bullshit, For The Freaks, Fun and Games, Happiness, Holidays, Tasteless Poetry, Theme Music with tags , , , , , on December 9, 2008 by Pure Evyl

You asked for it. You got it. Sing along to the tune of White Christmas.


A Pabst Blue Ribbon Christmas

I’m dreaming of a Pabst Blue Ribbon Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know 
Where the beer cans glisten, 
and barflies listen 
To hear drunks pissin’  in the snow 

I’m dreaming of a Pabst Blue Ribbon Christmas 
With every Christmas song I hear 
May your days be merry with beer
And the beer don’t spill while shifting gears.

I’m dreaming of a Pabst Blue Ribbon Christmas 
With a crackwhore in spandex tights
May your wifebeater be shiny and bright
And may all your Christmas meth be white