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Words Of Wisdom

Posted in Advice and Guidance, Old Adages, personal thoughts with tags on January 6, 2009 by Pure Evyl

If you stab someone in the back always go for the kill. If not one must remember the maxim; The ass that you try to kick today, you may have to kiss tomorrow.

And remember to take that person off of your reference list on your resumes. Buhahahahaha!!!

An Oozzy Post

Posted in Crazy Fuckers, crime and punishment, Prison with tags , on August 18, 2008 by Pure Evyl

A newly arrived inmate has been seen by medical for his oozing penis covered in sores. This inmate has only been on the unit for a week and already has four disciplinary write-ups for whipping it out and jerking off in front of female officers. Three of the cases are from after he was placed in the hole. One is from after his initial disciplinary hearing was held.

Now I am not a doctor nor have I ever had a oozing penis covered in sores, but I would think that it would be a rather uncomfortable situation. Evidently I am wrong due to the fact that this inmate is jerking off all the damn time. Perhaps the ooze and puss make for an excellent masturbation lube. Who’d a thunk it?