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Freak Of The Week: Lick Up That Freak

Posted in For The Freaks, Fun and Games, LOL's with tags on February 9, 2009 by Pure Evyl

After many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, whoops wrong post. After a serious debate over the many great entries, the Freak Finding Panel of Judges finally chose this Week’s Freak of the Week. Here is the winning entry.

*sigh* I’ll be SO glad when he can tell the difference between a pit and a clit

*sigh* I’ll be SO glad when he can tell the difference between a pit and a clit

Congratulations Anonymum. You are this weeks Freak of the Week. I always knew that you have had it in you. Hopefully everyone will go and celebrate your well deserved victory and don’t forget my ode on the Freak of the Week page.

Thanks once again to everyone for their great entries. And remember the most important thing. You are all winning freaks in my eyes.

Freak Of The Week Winner: Celebrity Freak

Posted in famous people, For The Freaks, Fun and Games with tags on February 2, 2009 by Pure Evyl

As always it was a tough call for the Freak Finding Panel of Judges, but in the end there can be only one. So here is this weeks winning entry.

shirley-jones

Shirley Jones. Let’s see, she played the mother figure on the Partridge Family, a show in which her character, a single mother, was having an affair with her manager who was forcing her children to preform in a freak show of a band, and all the time her oldest children were going at each other like minks in heat, the red headed kid was being groomed for a life in organized crime, and the youngest tots were obviously destined to be cult members. Also, judging by the paint job on their tour bus, the whole family was spooning LSD on their corn flakes in the morning like it was sugar. Any actress who can pull that role off and still come across as America’s favorite mom is definitely a freak.

Congrats to the Grit for another outstanding entry and a repeat Freak of the Week. And while everyone is out congratulating the Grit on his Freakishness don’t forget to check out my little ode to the winner on the Freak of the Week page.

Freak Of The Week Winner: The Aditional Freak

Posted in Advertising, For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games with tags on January 26, 2009 by Pure Evyl

The time has come to crown the Newest Freak of the Week. This week was particularly tough for the Freak Finding Panel of Judges but in the end there could be only one.  Here is this weeks winning entry.

Lots Of Love.com - “It wont matter that you have a small dick”

Lots Of Love.com - “It wont matter that you have a small dick”

Congratulations Java Queen for your winning entry. You are truly deserving. And a special thanks to everyone for playing along. Remember you are all winning freaks in my eyes.

Now what are you waiting for? Go and congratulate Java Queen for her great entry and don’t forget to check out my ode to the winner on the Freak of the Week page.

A special shout out to The Grit. One of the Judges wished to give you a special acknowledgement for your entry of, “When the loving is over, it doubles as a walk in closet.” We are still trying to get this judge from going into fits of uncontrollable giggling.

Freak Of The Week Winner: The Down Home Holiday Freak

Posted in For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games, love and marraige with tags on December 22, 2008 by Pure Evyl

This week a truly unprecedented thing happened. The Freak Finding Panel of Judges was held hostage. Yes, my wife held the judges hostage and demanded certain concessions. One was that she be named Freak of the Week. The others, I will not get into here. Suffice it to say that both my pride and injuries will heal. Here is her winning entry.

Re-gifting again? Couldn't you just get me a gift card?

Re-gifting again? Couldn't you just get me a gift card?

You can head over to the Freak of the Week page to offer Mrs. Evyl congratulations and thanks once again to each and every one of you that entered my little contest this year. If you didn’t win this time around better luck next year and remember that you’re all winning freaks in my eyes.

Freak Of The Week Winner: Feeding Santa Right

Posted in For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games, Holidays with tags on December 15, 2008 by Pure Evyl

It seems that every week it’s a tougher and tougher task for the Freak Finding Panel of Judges. There were a lot of great entries but in the end there can be only one winner. This week riding in on cat eyed goggles is Wayne John, this weeks Freak Of The Week. Congrats Wayne John and here is the winning entry.

mehmeturgut-santa1

For a Santa looking like that, I’d leave out a bondage horse, a full array of dildos, oils and lubes, 9 fine maidens, 8 filthy whores, 7 slutty tramps, 6 bitches boinking, 5 Golden Rains! 4 titties touching, 3 french hens, 2 aspirin, and a penis in case his don’t work.

Hopefully everyone can go over and wish Wayne John congratulations on a well deserved victory and don’t forget to visit the Freak of the Week pagefor my little ode to the winners freakishness.

Freak Of The Week: The Festive Freak

Posted in For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games with tags on December 7, 2008 by Pure Evyl

The Freak Finding Panel Of Judges had one hell of a tough time this week. The entries were all worthy in their freakish greatness but in the end there can be only one. So without further fanfare, I congratulate the winner, Heather. Congratulations Heather, your entry has claimed victory.

And THIS, my friends, is why Christmas is in winter!

And THIS, my friends, is why Christmas is in winter!

Thanks Heather for the winning caption. And my thanks go out to everyone that played along with my little contest. Sorry if you didn’t win but better luck next week and never forget that you are all winning freaks in my eyes. Now if you could be so kind, go over and congratulate Heather on a job well done. And don’t forget my little ode to Heather on the Freak of the Week page.

Freak Of The Week Winner: The Cereal Freak

Posted in Evyl's Friends, For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games with tags on December 1, 2008 by Pure Evyl

The Contest was a tough call for the Freak Finding Panel of Judges but in the end they gave the nod to the one and only Teeni. This is Teeni’s second win and proves that she is a freak for all seasons. Here is her winning entry for a new cereal marketed to internet free porn viewers.

SNATCH-TASTICS

Now with stray marshmallow pubes.

Thanks Teeni for your great entry and thanks yet again to everyone that entered my humble little contest. Remember if you didn’t win this time then better luck next time, and remember most of all that you are all winning freaks in my eyes. Now everyone go over and congratulate Teeni on being a freak for all seasons. And don’t forget my little ode to the freakishness of the awesome Teeni at the Freak of the Week page.