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Bad Economy Creates Cookie Monsters

Posted in Life's Questions, personal thoughts, Social and Politics with tags , on October 27, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Today while waiting for my eye exam at the mall, I was sitting at the food court sipping on a soda and munching on a chocolate chip cookie from ‘The Great American Cookie Company.’ Looking around I couldn’t help but notice that there were a lot of empty shops even the Disney Store was closed. But soon the epitome of the modern mall came walking briskly by the cookie store. Casing the joint out she noticed that the clerk was in the back baking up some cookies, she did a quick about face, and snatched about six cookies from the sample plate. She mean mugged me as she walked by as if to say, ‘WTF are you going to do about it.’ I gave her my best ‘I don’t give a flying fuck smile.’ and watched the old grizzled mall-walker step her happy ass down the aisle.

Is that what this economy has come to? When fast stepping old mall-walkers are stealing cookie samples to survive? That’s just fucking sad.