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Down But Not Out

Posted in Blog Babble, personal thoughts with tags on July 27, 2009 by Pure Evyl

Now that I am in a less restrictive splint, I thought that I would type out a line or two to explain my absence. A while back while pedaling my happy ass down the road, the chain broke on my bike and I went asshole over elbows over the handlebars. I broke my fucking arm and dislocated my thumb. Being that my dominant hand has been out of commission, both my blogging and my sex life has suffered. Jacking off with your off hand is like fucking a pussy that falls apart like toilet paper when it gets wet; it beats nothing but it’s damn hard to get your jollies.

Anyway, I’m back for now and will get back to the tasks at hand like spreading my wit and wisdom to the four corners of the blogosphere.