Being on vacation this week, in between Christmas shopping and entertaining my three year old granddaughter. I managed to catch a little daytime tv. Here are just a few observations.
- The Today Show (After Today Show or whatever the fuck they call it) with Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford would make for a decent sit-com about a dysfunctional lesbian couple.
- I do believe that Tyra’s boobs have grown.
- Billy Mays may not be the anti-christ but he as about as close as you can find as seen on TV.
- Someone must have pulled the stick out of Martha Stewart’s ass when she was in prison. And what’s with that ‘Whatever Martha’ show. Damn that’s cool and she actually produces the show that pokes fun at her.
- If paparazzi tv could actually show the nip slips and crotch shots then it might actually be worth watching. Otherwise it’s just bullshit.
- Even though Rachel Ray is annoying and has seemed to chunk up a bit. I’d still let her lick my spoon.
- Combining the last two observations, a nip slip cooking show would really be Good Eats.