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Tasteless Poetry: Episode XXIII

Posted in Bullshit, For The Freaks, Fun and Games, Happiness, Holidays, Tasteless Poetry, Theme Music with tags , , , , , on December 9, 2008 by Pure Evyl

You asked for it. You got it. Sing along to the tune of White Christmas.

babychristmas

A Pabst Blue Ribbon Christmas

I’m dreaming of a Pabst Blue Ribbon Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know 
Where the beer cans glisten, 
and barflies listen 
To hear drunks pissin’  in the snow 

I’m dreaming of a Pabst Blue Ribbon Christmas 
With every Christmas song I hear 
May your days be merry with beer
And the beer don’t spill while shifting gears.

I’m dreaming of a Pabst Blue Ribbon Christmas 
With a crackwhore in spandex tights
May your wifebeater be shiny and bright
And may all your Christmas meth be white

A Little Musical Interlude For The Weekend

Posted in Fun and Games, Twisted Video with tags , on May 24, 2008 by Pure Evyl

And remember this holiday weekend, don’t drink and drive. Get a designated driver. And if I can find a DD with double D’s then life just don’t get no better.

Movin’ On Up

Posted in Bullshit, Crazy Fuckers with tags , on May 13, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Well we’re movin on up,
To the south side.
To a deluxe trailer in the sky.
Movin on up
To the south side.
We finally got a piece of the pie. 
Don’t wear no shirt in the chop shop; 
Meth don’t burn on the grill.
Beat on an episode of the Cops
Sued to get a smooth mill.
Now we’re up in the Sprint Cup 
Gettin’ our turn at the wheel.
As long as we live, it’s you and me baby
There ain’t nothin wrong with that.

Well we’re movin on up,
To the south side.
To a deluxe trailer in the sky.
Movin on up
To the South side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.