Archive for Winning Freak

Freak Of The Week Winner: Fucked Up That Meme

Posted in For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games with tags on January 12, 2009 by Pure Evyl

As always the Freak Finding Panel of Judges had one hell of a tough time picking the Freakiest Freak Of The Week. But in the end, the decision was made due to the entire panel’s wanting to see Keanu Reeves stabbed with a spork. Yes the Freak left standing was the lovely and talented MJ. Congrats MJ for your great entry. And whomp here it is.

Ronald Reagan’s corpse – because that would be awesome.
Keanu Reeves – because he’s a horrible actor, and I want to poke him to death with a spork. Then maybe he would show some emotion…
Harrison Ford – because I want to make sweet, sweet love to that hot, old man.

Musical guest:
The Dropkick Murphys, singing “Kiss Me, I’m Shit-faced”

Hopefully everyone can go and congratulate MJ at Note to Self on being this weeks Winning Freak. And while you are at it, you can catch my ode to the winner at the Freak of the Week page.

My thanks go out to all the entrants of this weeks contest and remember you are all winning freaks in my eyes. Better luck next week to one and all.

Winning Freak: Trick Or Freak

Posted in For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games, Tasteless Poetry with tags on October 26, 2008 by Pure Evyl

A late entry proved to have the winning stuff. With style and flair, Trisha Truly and her amazing poetry selection seized the day. Here is her winning entry.

It was Halloween night and I got such a fright
When I opened the door and saw this!
Miss Muffet was sucking the tits Evyl was f*cking
And the Werewolf was taking a piss!

I stood and I stared at the flesh that was bared.
As the hairy guy zipped up his fly.
Evyl gripped those tits tighter when along came a spider
And Jenna just started to cry!

Little Miss Muffet told Jenna to “Stuff it!”
Barack said “That’s terribly crass!”.
Old Wolfie was drooling watching Evyl start fooling
Around with Miss Jamison’s ass.

I pulled them inside and their eyes opened wide
As they saw all the marvelous toys!
I said you all get to choose. Take whatever you’ll use.”
Jenna batted her eyes at the boys.

She said ‘I’ll take the whip” and she patted the tip
Of that leather-wrapped wielder of pain.
Obama said “Please!” as he dropped to his knees
“I really do enjoy the pain!”

They all picked some goodies while the men flouted woodies.
The werewolf just howled at the moon.
And I asked Evyl then “Do ya think I can win?”
And he said, “Well, you’ll know pretty soon!?

Damn that was fuckin’ awesome. Congrats Trish for becoming a two-time winner of Freak of the Week. Now I wish everyone to go and congratulate Trish on a well deserved win and don’t forget to stop by the Freak of the Week page for my little ode to the winner.

I must give thanks to each and every person that submitted an entry. If you didn’t win, I wish you better luck next time and remember. You are all Winning Freaks in my eyes.

Freak Of The Week Winner: Punish The Freak

Posted in For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games with tags on October 12, 2008 by Pure Evyl

Although her entry was late, it was so good that the Freak Finding Panel of Judges had to overlook a few meaningless details such as rules and award Cowgal Utahthe ultimate Freak Prize. So Congrats Cowgal Utah for your winning fill in the blank contest. Here is her winning entry.

When I was a child, my daddy caught me checking out his chewing tobacco. As punishment, I was forced to try it and swallow all the tobacco juice. I realize now that this has caused me problems because now I have strange compulsions to swallow nasty fluids.

Nothing quite wins the seal of approval from the Freak Finding Panel of Judges like the ability and love of swallowing nasty fluids. Congrats Cowgal!!! And once again my supreme thanks go out to everyone that entered this weeks contest. If you didn’t win this week, there is always next week when the Freak of the Week title goes up for grabs. Now go and congratulate Cowgal on being a freak and don’t forget to check out my little ode to Cowgal on the Freak of the Week Page.

Freak Of The Week Winner: Week 10

Posted in For The Freaks, Freaks and Friends, Fun and Games with tags on July 21, 2008 by Pure Evyl

This week was an exceptionally hard week for the Freak Finding Panel of Judges. The entries were all off the hook but in the end there can be only one. So it’s time to key up the drum-roll. This weeks Winning Freak is The Grit. Congrats Grit on your fantastic Entry. Now the Pic has a new caption.

Don’t worry, a mouthful of pubic hair contains 64% of your daily requirement of fiber.

Congrats Grit. You are the worthy Freak of the Week. And congrats to all the entrants. You are all winning Freaks in my eyes. Now don’t forget to drop by and congratulate The Grit on a job well done and don’t forget to pop on over to the Freak of the Week Page to see my little ode to the winner.