Oh What A Night

 

Last night I dreamed that I was a porn star and a nuclear scientist. Times were tough on the porn star market and I found myself making a BBW movie. Yeah, that’s right I fucked a fattie on film. After that misadventure, I tried and tried to get a part in a regular porn flick featuring half anorexic chicks with large fake breasts but the door kept getting shut in my face. One director explained to me that fucking a fattie on film was a lot like starring in a gay anal fisting glory hole movie, once you have done that kind of shit, that is the only kind of work that you could do. But I was undeterred and kept trying to find a better gig than fucking fatties. Due to my diligence, I was finally offered a part in films showcasing barely legal teen asian amateurs with tiny tits and tight asses. I was loving it but one day the director threatened to fire me if I did not give up America’s nuclear secrets. I did not want to be a traitor to my country but I was deeply addicted to the upskirt barely legal bald beaver action and so I told them that I would. But no matter how fond I was of the tiny tittied, tight assed,barely legal teen asians, I just couldn’t let my country down. The Asians were upset that I did not hand over the nuclear secrets and I found myself bound and gagged by a large Dominatrix with HHH tits. She attached clamps to my nipples and pulled a leather paddle from a black case. While having my ass paddled, I saw in the corner of my eye an Octopus slithering across the floor. One of it’s tentacles wound around my leg and I could tell that it was just itching for some tentacle anal action.

I woke with a start and rolled over and patted my wife on the ass and made a solemn vow to myself. Never again will I go through the spam messages from my blog before turning in for bed.