Down But Not Out
Now that I am in a less restrictive splint, I thought that I would type out a line or two to explain my absence. A while back while pedaling my happy ass down the road, the chain broke on my bike and I went asshole over elbows over the handlebars. I broke my fucking arm and dislocated my thumb. Being that my dominant hand has been out of commission, both my blogging and my sex life has suffered. Jacking off with your off hand is like fucking a pussy that falls apart like toilet paper when it gets wet; it beats nothing but it’s damn hard to get your jollies.
Anyway, I’m back for now and will get back to the tasks at hand like spreading my wit and wisdom to the four corners of the blogosphere.
From Evyl With Love 
July 28, 2009 at 12:43 am
I’m trying not to giggle. I’m failing miserably. 😉
Glad to see you back, you’ve been missed. *kiss*
Glad to see someone got a giggle out of it. – Evyl
July 28, 2009 at 8:25 am
Oh hun! Glad you’re better, but you really should have let us know. I’m sure a number of your blogger faithfuls would have offered a helping hand. 😉 I know I would have.
Gotta luv ya. – Evyl
July 28, 2009 at 8:55 am
Just go ahead and admit the TRUTH. You stuck your foot in the front spokes while heading down a hill on the bike, didn’t you ?
Actually I was drunk biking. Cheep booze and pedals don’t mix. – Evyl
July 28, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Hey Buddy,
Your wit and wisdom has been missed. Glad you upgraded to a better splint.
Annie
Thanks Darlin’. – Evyl
July 28, 2009 at 11:57 pm
ouch ouch ouch!!
But I hear you’ve had some wanton wenches handling your smalls……… 😉
A true gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell. – Evyl
July 29, 2009 at 5:49 pm
perhaps you will end up ambidextrous after this episode? see, every cloud has a silver lining.
feel better soon, evyl
Thanks Merideth. It is always good to hear from you. – Evyl
July 30, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Hi Evyl,
It’s good to see you back. And, although I hate to pry, crap, who am I kidding, I love to pry, but why in the hell were you riding a bicycle? Did I miss the part about you being French?
the Grit
July 30, 2009 at 6:43 pm
I have to admit, the image I have of you…doesn’t fit on a bicycle.
August 1, 2009 at 9:46 am
Glad to hear you are better!!! I was just hoping you weren’t sent to the hole at work and forgotten about!
Welcome back!!! I’ve missed you!!!!
August 3, 2009 at 12:44 am
So goeth the harsh muse of love(making) lost…
Sorry to hear your hand got whacked,
Without sex life sure is jacked,
What’s more, your words might just be cracked,
All the same I’m glad you’re back.
Missed you! Love, wg
August 5, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Went ass end over tea kettle eh well glad you’re on the mend
August 8, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Good to have you back on track! Hope evrything’s getting back to the way it was. Now you need to work on the atrophied muscle to get all the endurance back 😉 Or maybe you can get a good friend to help out for a couples of days.
Be safe