Ask Evyl
Why is it that people always ask advice from dried up old douchbags with a stick up their ass.
Go here and read the top story about a woman asking for advice about her husbands fictional writing in a newspaper. I will wait here patiently for your return while scanning porn.
Okay your back I see. Now here is my advice to the husband after his wife takes this lame advice. Jack Off and throw it on her and walk the fuck out. Find a woman that understands the word fiction and doesn’t have ice water running through her vagina.
From Evyl With Love 
October 11, 2006 at 8:56 pm
Oh no!! Not someone writing erotic stories. Gasp! the world has become a horrible place.
Wait a minute…Paige & I write erotic stories. I guess we need therapy and a creative writing class…because that will channel my joy of writing sexy stories elsewhere.
Nah, the advice goon needs to take a class on pulling the stick out of her ass. – Pure Evyl
October 12, 2006 at 6:14 am
Some people are just reproducing fungi.
I’d say to her, “It’s fiction you douchebag! Cut the fuse on your tampon and wake up!”
~m
ps. find any good porn?
I don’t know if you would consider it pornographic but I would consider this obscene. – Pure Evyl
October 12, 2006 at 11:06 am
Okay, not only did the wife piss me off but the bleedin’ Margo did too. Oh, this is a sore spot with me. I banned my sister from reading my blog because she kept commenting on there about how she felt like she’d just visualized me and Mr. B gettin’ it on. How many fucking times do I have to tell her it’s FICTION. Paige is a persona. Hello? Anyone?
Maybe the woman should actually try out what her hubby is writing about?!
Paige is a persona. I am shattered. 😉 – Pure Evyl
October 12, 2006 at 7:44 pm
Why is it that people always ask advice from dried up old douchbags with a stick up their ass? I don’t know–let’s ask Dr. Ruth!
…Lysistrata maneuver — hahahahaaaaa!
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I have Sue Johansen on speed dial. – Pure Evyl
October 12, 2006 at 8:32 pm
I think Margo and the wife ought to get it on, since they seem to see eye to eye. The man should continue writing his stories, get himself a good agent and a development deal for a cable tv show.
This is one of the biggest problems with relationships in this stupid-ass politically correct society we’re trapped in today – women think it makes sense to turn men into women. And it’s completely ruined the damned dating pool. I haven’t met a non-femmie (available) man in years. Pisses me the hell off!
WC
How about any non-femmie women? 😉 – Pure Evyl
October 14, 2006 at 5:12 pm
LOL Evyl, yeah, I’m sorry to say I have met some non-femmie women but they scare me. 😉
WC