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Point of Order: #69

If a male inmate is caught having sex with a female officer in a walk-in freezer can the inmate be charged with assault?

After all, he cold-cocked the bitch.

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15 Responses to “Point of Order: #69”

  1. writerchick Says:
    June 4, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    OH shit, that’s funny. Thanks for the laugh.
    Annie

    You are very welcome. – Evyl

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  2. Heff Says:
    June 4, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    I don’t know, what’s the female officer wearing ?!?

    Lunch Lady garb. Does that fuel your fantasy? – Evyl

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  3. Jayne Says:
    June 5, 2009 at 2:28 am

    LMAO

    Thanks. – Evyl

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  4. Amorous Rocker Says:
    June 5, 2009 at 3:11 am

    LMAO. That’s definitely something to think on. 😉

    That’s what I’m here for. – Evyl

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  5. trishatruly Says:
    June 5, 2009 at 6:19 am

    If her **** or his **** is cold, they’re doin’ it wrong!

    Your probably right. – Evyl

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  6. Candy Says:
    June 5, 2009 at 6:44 am

    Bwahahahaha!

    Oh, that’s a good one. But what about shrinkage???

    One does have to wonder about that. – Evyl

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  7. Anja Says:
    June 5, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    Nothing like crackin’ a cold one.

    Ain’t that the truth. – Evyl

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  8. michaelm Says:
    June 5, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    Necrophilia rules!
    ~m

    That would be one way to do it. – Evyl

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  9. anonymum Says:
    June 6, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Gives being frigid a whole new meaning….

    Don’t it though. – Evyl

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  10. Average Chick Says:
    June 6, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    LMAO! I remember having to take an hour class that just dealt with not having sex with the inmates. Funniest part was it was for the female prison!

    Ya get all kinds. – Evyl

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  11. Vic Says:
    June 7, 2009 at 6:45 am

    mmm… sex in a freezer…mmm

    Right next to the Pudding Pops. Crazee Tastee!!! – Evyl

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  12. the Grit Says:
    June 7, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Hi Evyl,

    No, if the female police types I’ve seen are typical, and considering the temperature, the inmate should get some kind of medal. Besides, given the term used to refer to them, “in-mate,” it would really be unfair to blame them for sticking it anywhere opportunity presents. On the other hand, all the food should definitely be discarded.

    the Grit

    Yep, I ain’t eating there for a while. – Evyl

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  13. sunnymom Says:
    June 9, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    OMG how can he getinto trouble if he was doing what the officer told him to do.

    That is hilarious and food for thought

    Food for thought? Now that’s funny. – Evyl

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  14. the weirdgirl Says:
    June 17, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Did he at least offer her some iced tea bags after the fact?

    Now that’s phunny. – Evyl

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  15. Jane Doe Says:
    July 7, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Thanks for the laugh! That was great!

    I have the occasional good one. – Evyl

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