Point of Order: #69

If a male inmate is caught having sex with a female officer in a walk-in freezer can the inmate be charged with assault?

After all, he cold-cocked the bitch.

15 Responses to “Point of Order: #69”

  1. OH shit, that’s funny. Thanks for the laugh.

    You are very welcome. – Evyl

  2. I don’t know, what’s the female officer wearing ?!?

    Lunch Lady garb. Does that fuel your fantasy? – Evyl

  3. LMAO

    Thanks. – Evyl

  4. LMAO. That’s definitely something to think on. 😉

    That’s what I’m here for. – Evyl

  5. If her **** or his **** is cold, they’re doin’ it wrong!

    Your probably right. – Evyl

  6. Bwahahahaha!

    Oh, that’s a good one. But what about shrinkage???

    One does have to wonder about that. – Evyl

  7. Nothing like crackin’ a cold one.

    Ain’t that the truth. – Evyl

  8. Necrophilia rules!

    That would be one way to do it. – Evyl

  9. Gives being frigid a whole new meaning….

    Don’t it though. – Evyl

  10. LMAO! I remember having to take an hour class that just dealt with not having sex with the inmates. Funniest part was it was for the female prison!

    Ya get all kinds. – Evyl

  11. mmm… sex in a freezer…mmm

    Right next to the Pudding Pops. Crazee Tastee!!! – Evyl

  12. Hi Evyl,

    No, if the female police types I’ve seen are typical, and considering the temperature, the inmate should get some kind of medal. Besides, given the term used to refer to them, “in-mate,” it would really be unfair to blame them for sticking it anywhere opportunity presents. On the other hand, all the food should definitely be discarded.

    the Grit

    Yep, I ain’t eating there for a while. – Evyl

  13. OMG how can he getinto trouble if he was doing what the officer told him to do.

    That is hilarious and food for thought

    Food for thought? Now that’s funny. – Evyl

  14. Did he at least offer her some iced tea bags after the fact?

    Now that’s phunny. – Evyl

  15. Thanks for the laugh! That was great!

    I have the occasional good one. – Evyl

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