I Wonder How I Am Doing

I Want My Porn

I Want My Porn

As blog addicted as I am this is probably what I look like after three days without internet. I know that they have WiFi but I am leaving the laptop at home. Hopefully I brought enough beer that I will okay. But without free porn is there enough beer brewed to do without free porn?

13 Responses to “I Wonder How I Am Doing”

  1. Beer and porn go hand in hand in my book. Hope you aren’t sitting in the corner in the fetal position right now! Think of it as a chance for the porn sites to load some content for you so you don’t have to work so hard to find porn you haven’t seen before!

    I made it just fine. Surprising huh? – Evyl

  2. Hopefully you are having a great time and not at all thinking about the porn. Regardless, it will be there when you come back.

    That’s very true. I only thought of it once. Damned lesbians. – Evyl

  3. OMG Leaving the Laptop home?? are you insane? A glutton for punishment?? No friggin way dude. When the Commander and I go on vacation, the laptop is coming with me. Bad enough I will not have internet service in the car for 10 hours!

    It was worth the break. Although now catching back up will take awhile. Thanks for popping in Gina, I appreciate it. – Evyl

  4. You might have to supplement the large amount of beer with large amounts of whiskey. Works for me.

    (Except it really doesn’t)

    It doesn’t but it helps. – Evyl

  5. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    a campground with wifi sounds really impressive. whenever i go on vacation, I book my hotel room in advance and search specifically for a place with free wifi.

    and while there IS indeed enough beer brewed to sustain life without porn, the human body isn’t capable of holding such quantities, which is why everyone at the last camping-intensive thing I went to brought a good supply of hard liquor.

    Then Doctor Dark pulled out his projector and started showing trailers for sfotcore porn from the early 60s, bless him. next time you go camping, bring a projector, some porn dvds, and have a screening on the side of your tent!

    There was wifi at the Ranger Station but I really didn’t want to hang out with Ranger Dave. Flicks on the side of a tent sounds awesome. About ten miles away was a drive-in but Momma Mia was playing, sorry that’s not happening. – Evyl

  6. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    the campground we had at X-day had a small drive-in screen, onto which Doctor Dark projected selections from his collection of vintage porn, classic sci-fi, and weird indie movies. it was Brushwood Folklore Center in Sherman, NY. it also has a lrge bonfire-friendly area called the Fire Shrine, and attracts lots of pagans, hippies, and other colorful characters thanks to the mild weather, nice grounds, and nudity-friendly rules.

    You have to applaud nudity friendly rules. For the most part unless they looked like the lesbian couple on my trip. Nudity wouldn’t have helped them at all. – Evyl

  7. Bahahahaha… I’m still giggling at Average Chick’s “Beer and porn go hand in hand” I hope Mrs. Evyl was sympathetic of your no porn plight and offered something soothing. 😉

    Sadly, the boy was with us. But on arriving home, I was consoled a bit. – Evyl

  8. WiFi and Xtube, buddy. That’s where it’s at.

    Could be. – Evyl

  9. I like your feet 🙂

    You know what the say about guys with big feet.

    Big shoes. – Evyl

  10. I love getting away from the phone, TV, internet , neighbors, and all the noises. A few days of pitch black skys and seeing stars fill the freaking sky is the most beatiful sight. I think poking a fire with a stick is good for the soul. Campfire food is so good!
    Hope the kid enjoyed it. Did he wonder what the women were praying about?
    yeah you get back to porn and the woman does all the laundry from the camping trip.
    Porn is not as good as it used to be, reminds me of fake wrestling, that or I am just getting older.
    have a good one
    glad you could get way

    The boy had a good time. Although I think that he enjoyed arriving home even more. – Evyl

  11. Yella Ojrak Says:

    I don’t care. I’m sooo glad you’re back. It felt like I was dead without you.

    Ahhh, you’re so sweet. – Evyl

  12. I thought I could be free
    from the evil technology
    if not for but a minute or three
    but truth is, it is my norm
    to be looking at internet porn
    I’m pretty sure its why I was born

    That rocks dude. – Evyl

  13. Hi Evyl,

    Yes, there is enough beer to do without the Internet porn, but it can only be purchased at strip clubs. What irony.

    the Grit

    That is ironic. – Evyl

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